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Post by billhammond on Jan 17, 2007 14:30:30 GMT -5
Your humor may be even better than you thought, Bill. The "NBA bidet" joke actually works on two levels. The obvious: NBA players are really tall, so they'd need a water fountain to wash their asses. The deeper, subtle level: NBA players (a lot of them, anyway) are foul-mouth thugs steeped in gangsta-rap culture, so a water fountain (which sprays water towards one's mouth) would serve as their bidet, since their mouths are as filthy (figuratively) as their hind quarters are (literally). I rest my case. I am a comedic genius who is wasting his time with both his music and his gigolo gigs. |
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Post by billhammond on Jan 17, 2007 14:34:40 GMT -5
BOOSTED PORCELAIN UNDERPINNINGS
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Post by loopysanchez on Jan 17, 2007 14:35:12 GMT -5
Bill, I'll be your promo man for a mere 20% of your annual gross from telling little gems like that last one.
(Well, 20% or a bag of Chee-tos, whichever is worth more.)
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Post by Supertramp78 on Jan 17, 2007 14:47:32 GMT -5
"You guys give me a call once you leave the Dark Ages of Dirty Buttholes behind, mkay?"
Well once the French discover deodorant give me a call, mkay?
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Post by j on Jan 17, 2007 15:34:16 GMT -5
Actually, I've been puzzled by the deodorant/cologne dycothomy that seems to happen in France myself. Why they have to go for the latter INSTEAD of the former, as opposed to employing them both, baffles me. I still won't be caught dead without my bidet (uh-uh, yeah)  |
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Post by billhammond on Jan 17, 2007 15:44:25 GMT -5
AN AMERICAN IN PARIS |
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Post by knobtwister on Jan 17, 2007 15:55:55 GMT -5
They have bidets at Belmont?
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Post by j on Jan 17, 2007 17:06:28 GMT -5
they didn't and that's why I graduated early!
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Post by dradtke on Jan 17, 2007 17:57:41 GMT -5
Of course, there was that time someone walked into the restroom and J was sitting on the sink...
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Post by j on Jan 17, 2007 18:56:11 GMT -5
I actually became a Zen Master
"Crouch in Bathtub, Cleaning Dago"
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Post by theevan on Jan 17, 2007 20:07:37 GMT -5
omg j, LOL!!!
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