|
|
Post by millring on Jul 25, 2014 20:34:28 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Village Idiot on Jul 25, 2014 21:01:47 GMT -5
I thought you were 153, Millring.
|
|
|
|
Post by millring on Jul 25, 2014 21:09:15 GMT -5
And I didn't have to become one of the undead to do it, either.
|
|
|
|
Post by Village Idiot on Jul 25, 2014 21:26:20 GMT -5
Predead, perhaps?
|
|
|
|
Post by xyrn on Jul 25, 2014 21:48:17 GMT -5
Seems legit. We have trolls everywhere here in MN, but mostly they're sleeping when you're looking for them, so they're hard to see.  |
|
|
|
Post by mnhermit on Jul 26, 2014 8:54:24 GMT -5
I think there's a typo in Idaho's it's really Killer Potatoes
|
|
|
|
Post by theevan on Jul 26, 2014 11:30:54 GMT -5
What the shit is "Hastur"?
|
|
|
|
Post by drlj on Jul 26, 2014 11:34:03 GMT -5
It is hard to tell if a Hoosier is dead since Hoosiers don't move much. Best way is to hold a mirror up to his/her open mouth and wait for a breath to be taken or expelled. Sometimes it is a long wait.
Me, I live for flan!
|
|
|
|
Post by drlj on Jul 26, 2014 11:38:43 GMT -5
What the shit is "Hastur"? Hastur is the unspeakable one. He who is not to be named. Check your Ambrose Bierce story list. Either that or Hastur is the governor of IN, in which case the same cautions would apply. |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2014 11:46:01 GMT -5
I think the Panera Bread in Terra Haute has something to do with it.
|
|
|
|
Post by millring on Jul 26, 2014 11:46:25 GMT -5
LJ, your jealousy is so unbecoming.
|
|
|
|
Post by drlj on Jul 26, 2014 11:48:45 GMT -5
LJ, your jealousy is so unbecoming. I flip a spoonful of flan at thee. |
|
|
|
Post by millring on Jul 26, 2014 11:51:21 GMT -5
Wait, I wasn't ready for that one.
|
|
|
|
Post by drlj on Jul 26, 2014 12:04:53 GMT -5
IL flan is far too good to flip at people unless they are sitting with mouths wide open to receive the flan. It is an IL saying, mostly attributed to Mayor Daley the First, that one must never flip flan in anger but should instead spoon it down one's own gullet. Hoosiers eat puddin' pops, not flan.
|
|
|
|
Post by millring on Jul 26, 2014 12:19:20 GMT -5
FROZEN pudding pops.
|
|
|
|
Post by patrick on Jul 26, 2014 12:36:31 GMT -5
One of them is absolutely accurate.
The leading cause of death in Florida is, well, being in Florida.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jul 26, 2014 15:56:37 GMT -5
I suddenly feel healthy! Wait, no, what I am feeling is unhealthy, but eternally so.
|
|
|
|
Post by millring on Jul 26, 2014 16:00:50 GMT -5
I suddenly feel healthy! Wait, no, what I am feeling is unhealthy, but eternally so. The gift of death is the most misunderstood concept in the Bible.  |
|
|
|
Post by Marshall on Jul 30, 2014 11:17:57 GMT -5
Apparently living in Indiana DOES makes you immortal.
Two women became trapped on an 80-foot-high Indiana railroad bridge
|
|
