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[fauxmaha]

If you have a Wordpress based site, you know what I'm talking about. You get hit with some of the most absurdly interesting, spam comments you can imagine.

We get about a dozen or so a day. All spelling errors, etc, as submitted:

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[Fingerplucked]

I'm flagging you for spam.

[theevan]

That last paragraph has me hallucinating.

[RickW]

I remember going to turkey years ago, and picking up a tourist book there about Ephesus. It was almost unreadable.

But I think the English was better than that last paragraph.

[Doug]

After that last paragraph Bill's gonna tink I'z rit gud. 

[Lonnie]

I've received a lot of spam with this sort of run-on senseless text. I've never understood its purpose. But I am beginning to extrapolate the general elevation of General Moody's nomenclture for specificity with dynamism notable in the subcutaneous, relief born upon heralded nabob technocrats, if you will. Notwithstanding the gutter may you alter the after, but only on lyrics southwest between camp jargon and milkweed.

[Don Clark]

Sounds more like a late-term side effect of LSD that you took 45 years ago.

[Russell Letson]

E-mail spam with word-salad paragraphs is meant to get through some spam filters. The stuff in comment threads I suspect is just the product of strangely-arranged nervous systems.

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That almost reads like a translation from a foreign language directly via a English dictionary.




Excerpt from "Three Little Pigs" translated from English to Japanese and back.

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[fauxmaha]

Today's favorite, slightly more coherent than normal:

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