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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2015 21:05:51 GMT -5
MamaLottie be a Voodoo Queen.
Nobody know where she come from
Nobody know how old she be
Eberybody give a little something, eye lash, nail clipping, lock of hair for big question.
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Post by godotwaits on Jan 30, 2015 7:44:55 GMT -5
Dear Mama:
Can we shoot the groundhog this year?
signed
Itchin' to Shoot!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 7:48:43 GMT -5
Dear Mama: Can we shoot the groundhog this year? signed Itchin' to Shoot! Dear Itchin' Youz kan shot the hog for BBQ or for making zombie potion. Don't get mix up with love potion. |
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Post by frazer on Jan 30, 2015 8:12:24 GMT -5
Dear Mamma Lottie. I hope you can help with my problem.
My kids came in very excited this morning, carrying what I can only describe as a 'zombie cat'. They say they saw it crawl up through the earth in the yard behind the old abandoned Belcher place. One eye, a rotten leg, heaps of worms and maggots. You know – the classic undead feline.
Now it just sits on my Lay-Z-Boy and stares at me with a look of dull hatred in its dirty yellow eyes, and every time I reach for the channel clicker it gives out this terrible, deep, haunting mewl and lets off farts to beat the band.
My question is this – can you tell me how to change the channel of a Sony KDL48W600B 48-Inch 1080p 60Hz Smart LED TV without a remote?
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Post by godotwaits on Jan 30, 2015 8:16:15 GMT -5
Itchin"
Got it. Keep it away from Cialis oyster portion of potion.
ps: just saw your avatar. You're Hot!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 8:18:06 GMT -5
Dear Mamma Lottie. I hope you can help with my problem. My kids came in very excited this morning, carrying what I can only describe as a 'zombie cat'. They say they saw it crawl up through the earth in the yard behind the old abandoned Belcher place. One eye, a rotten leg, heaps of worms and maggots. You know – the classic undead feline. Now it just sits on my Lay-Z-Boy and stares at me with a look of dull hatred in its dirty yellow eyes, and every time I reach for the channel clicker it gives out this terrible, deep, haunting mewl and lets off farts to beat the band. My question is this – can you tell me how to change the channel of a Sony KDL48W600B 48-Inch 1080p 60Hz Smart LED TV without a remote? No but Gator pizza will make you forget about changing the remote. Or 2oz of woofbane and a newt will let you remote the zombie cat. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 8:20:02 GMT -5
Itchin" Got it. Keep it away from Cialis oyster portion of potion. ps: just saw your avatar. You're Hot!! Not a question. Pay 3 fingernail clippings painted red. Mama Lottie too much woman for you. |
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Post by millring on Jan 30, 2015 8:32:06 GMT -5
i-ko, i-ko, un-day Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-nй. - jock-a-mo fee na-nй.-
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 8:37:04 GMT -5
i-ko, i-ko, un-day Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-nй. - jock-a-mo fee na-nй.- now you done it. calling up zombie queen. she eat your privates. |
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Post by millring on Jan 30, 2015 8:42:24 GMT -5
She go hungry. Starve, even. |
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Post by fauxmaha on Jan 30, 2015 8:55:24 GMT -5
Dear MamaLottie:
My guitar is out of tune.
What is your price for casting a spell on my guitar to put it back in tune?
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Post by Village Idiot on Jan 30, 2015 9:07:58 GMT -5
Dear Mama Lottie,
Where do I put the pin if I don't want my boss to be ill, but feel just enough under the weather to cancel a meeting this afternoon.
Village Idiot
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Post by TKennedy on Jan 30, 2015 9:37:07 GMT -5
Dear Mama, I have never understood one word of "Zombie Jamboree" Back to back Belly to belly And I don't give a damn If I don't got a  What is it? |
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Post by kenlarsson on Jan 30, 2015 9:43:12 GMT -5
Dear Mama,
Where is she?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 9:59:15 GMT -5
Dear MamaLottie: My guitar is out of tune. What is your price for casting a spell on my guitar to put it back in tune? Why do you want it in tune? Send one lock of hair and 2 half nickles |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 10:00:09 GMT -5
Dear Mama Lottie, Where do I put the pin if I don't want my boss to be ill, but feel just enough under the weather to cancel a meeting this afternoon. Village Idiot Turn doll over and stick it up his ass. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 10:02:25 GMT -5
Dear Mama, I have never understood one word of "Zombie Jamboree" Back to back Belly to belly And I don't give a damn If I don't got a What is it? 4th line is Cause I done that already. What a silly question. eberybody done know that. |
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Post by drlj on Jan 30, 2015 10:02:40 GMT -5
Dearest Mother Lotto,
With your last name, maybe you would be the person to ask about what numbers to play this weekend. Any suggestions?
Yours truly,
LJ
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 10:04:47 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 10:06:28 GMT -5
Dearest Mother Lotto, With your last name, maybe you would be the person to ask about what numbers to play this weekend. Any suggestions? Yours truly, LJ That's Lottie, you insult Mama so any number you pick not in the basket. |
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