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Post by millring on Feb 11, 2024 8:20:47 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Feb 11, 2024 16:44:38 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Feb 13, 2024 19:16:54 GMT -5
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Post by james on Feb 19, 2024 12:56:58 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Feb 25, 2024 9:06:18 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Mar 5, 2024 10:23:05 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Mar 5, 2024 10:23:58 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Mar 5, 2024 15:25:37 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Mar 8, 2024 11:40:27 GMT -5
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Dub
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Post by Dub on Mar 8, 2024 11:55:58 GMT -5
If Wanda had married Howard Hughes and then dumped him for Henry Kissinger, she’d be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now.
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Post by Marshall on Mar 8, 2024 13:48:45 GMT -5
At an open mic a couple nights ago, a female singer got up to sing with her entourage. She was really good.
A friend sitting next to me asked: “How many female singers does it take to change a light bulb?” I don’t know I said. “Only one,” he said. “She just holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her.”
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Post by billhammond on Mar 8, 2024 14:07:25 GMT -5
At an open mic a couple nights ago, a female singer got up to sing with her entourage. She was really good. A friend sitting next to me asked: “How many female singers does it take to change a light bulb?” I don’t know I said. “Only one,” he said. “She just holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her.” I heard that one many moons ago, only the protagonist was a lead guitar player. |
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Post by epaul on Mar 8, 2024 15:06:45 GMT -5
I've heard that about trombone players. But, not as a joke, just a statement of observable fact.
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Post by epaul on Mar 8, 2024 15:12:57 GMT -5
A favorite of our trombone section in city band:
How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows as no one is ever watching.
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Post by Cornflake on Mar 8, 2024 15:49:38 GMT -5
At an open mic a couple nights ago, a female singer got up to sing with her entourage. She was really good. A friend sitting next to me asked: “How many female singers does it take to change a light bulb?” I don’t know I said. “Only one,” he said. “She just holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her.” Q: Where did the female singer go on her break? A: Who cares? As long as she's gone. (I was in a band where these weren't jokes.) |
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Post by millring on Mar 11, 2024 17:12:41 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Mar 14, 2024 14:15:36 GMT -5
This comic artist specializes in puns. I particularly liked today's.  |
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Post by John B on Mar 14, 2024 21:01:32 GMT -5
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Post by Dub on Mar 14, 2024 21:11:48 GMT -5
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Post by amanajoe on Mar 15, 2024 20:22:25 GMT -5
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