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Post by coachdoc on Apr 25, 2020 15:14:04 GMT -5
Fauci and who? Don't get it. Epstein. “Committed suicide” while in jail. Todd and I thank you, Dub.
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Post by Cornflake on Apr 25, 2020 15:26:09 GMT -5
"There is only one unforgivable sin: to be found unamusing. For that there is no redemption in this world nor the next."
I remember performing some humorous songs that went over like lead balloons. Guess I'm going to hell.
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Post by Dub on Apr 25, 2020 15:27:07 GMT -5
Epstein. “Committed suicide” while in jail. Todd and I thank you, Dub. Sometimes I know stuff.
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Post by Marshall on Apr 25, 2020 19:43:31 GMT -5
I don't know if this qualifies as humor or not, but it was mildly mirthful to me. It's a lovely day here -- I saw 72 degrees on my car's digital readout at one point while doing my Saturday circle of errands. (To which I added a plane-watching stop at Lake Elmo Airport, figuring that private air ops on such a delightful spring day might be active, and indeed they were. Lots of Cessnas, a couple of Pipers, a Cirrus that belongs to the airport's flying school, and a departure of a vintage Cessna 152 mounted on floats -- an ideal time to relocate from winter haven to cabin Up North, I imagined.) I took back roads to get to Lake Elmo, and stopped at my winemonger's shop in North St. Paul (white French Burgundy at $12, yes!) on my way home. Along these pleasant Washington County twisties, I encountered lots of motorcycle clusters, nothing huge, half a dozen to a dozen, let's say. It was probably their first beautiful, warm weekend day of 2020 and they were clearly going after it. But here is the mild mirth -- where were they gonna go? No bars to hit at the midway point, no restaurants where they could pile in together, sit down and shoot the bull over burgers and beer. So, I wondered, what did they do? Maybe they got creative and chose a midpoint park or somesuch where they could stop and unpack their own picnic vittles and brewskis. If so, yay -- let's hear it for civilized bikers! Duh ! ? ! ? Why do you go for a ride in your car? For the JOY OF THE JOURNEY ! ! !
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Post by jdd2 on Apr 25, 2020 19:56:32 GMT -5
To travel is better than to arrive.
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Post by kenlarsson on Apr 26, 2020 8:23:43 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Apr 26, 2020 9:33:57 GMT -5
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Post by Cornflake on Apr 26, 2020 10:30:23 GMT -5
Nothing to do with the virus.
Once again The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle, olive-flavoured mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon, a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Apr 26, 2020 11:28:20 GMT -5
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Post by Dub on Apr 26, 2020 12:01:26 GMT -5
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Post by james on Apr 26, 2020 12:16:02 GMT -5
<tits>
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Apr 26, 2020 12:27:24 GMT -5
Yes, I can't edit these stolen memes.
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Apr 26, 2020 12:44:10 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Apr 26, 2020 12:57:30 GMT -5
Tomorrow is going to be a busy day. Flying to Georgia to get a tattoo, haircut, and get a little bowling in.
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Post by John B on Apr 26, 2020 12:57:51 GMT -5
Nah, pretty sure he's telling the truth.
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Post by Dub on Apr 26, 2020 13:00:02 GMT -5
Yes, I can't edit these stolen memes.
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Apr 26, 2020 13:02:04 GMT -5
Yes, I can't edit these stolen memes. Far beyond my ambition level. 😁
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Post by Dub on Apr 26, 2020 13:05:24 GMT -5
Far beyond my ambition level. 😁 Normally it would be beyond mine too, but given the circumstances …
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Post by billhammond on Apr 26, 2020 13:21:17 GMT -5
Jay Leno: "Things are so bad Jussie Smollett had two guys beat him up on Facetime."
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Post by Dub on Apr 26, 2020 16:48:36 GMT -5
Did we have this one yet?
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