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Post by knobtwister on Nov 5, 2009 15:40:43 GMT -5
"Let me get this straight. We had sex. I wind up in the hospital and I can't remember anything?" Alice said. There was a slight pause. "You owe me a 30-carat diamond!" Alice quipped, laughing. Within minutes, she repeated the same questions in order, delivering the punch line in the exact tone and inflection. It was always a 30-carat diamond. "It was like a script or a tape," Scott said. "On the one hand, it was very funny. We were hysterical. It was scary as all hell." www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/11/04/transient.global.amnesia/index.htmlDon |
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Post by theevan on Nov 5, 2009 15:46:47 GMT -5
It's quite straightforward, really.
Scott f**ed her brains out.
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Post by dradtke on Nov 5, 2009 15:48:55 GMT -5
Okay.
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Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 5, 2009 15:50:48 GMT -5
"It usually is after climax that it develops," he said about its onset.
I like to remind my wife of this fact every time she misplaces her car keys or forgets to pick up milk on her way home.
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Post by mnhermit on Nov 5, 2009 16:27:24 GMT -5
I suppose that's better than 'Have sex and die!"
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Post by millring on Nov 5, 2009 16:31:30 GMT -5
I thought I already read this thread.
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Post by millring on Nov 5, 2009 16:31:45 GMT -5
Didn't I already read this thread?
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Post by millring on Nov 5, 2009 16:32:02 GMT -5
This isn't a new thread, is it?
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Post by millring on Nov 5, 2009 16:32:22 GMT -5
I thought I already read this thread.
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Post by millring on Nov 5, 2009 16:32:45 GMT -5
Bill Clinton.
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Post by patrick on Nov 5, 2009 16:32:52 GMT -5
John, are you typing one-handed?
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Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 5, 2009 16:34:12 GMT -5
You know that saying that men think with their dicks?
Maybe we've had it backward all this time.
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Post by millring on Nov 5, 2009 16:39:37 GMT -5
John, are you typing one-handed? I can't remember. |
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Post by millring on Nov 5, 2009 16:40:24 GMT -5
You know that saying that men think with their dicks? Maybe we've had it backward all this time. You mean that it's not a saying? So, what would be the opposite of a saying? |
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Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 5, 2009 16:49:14 GMT -5
That would be a yasing. "Men think with their dicks" is an old yasing.
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Post by loopysanchez on Nov 5, 2009 16:59:35 GMT -5
Sucks to be this guy. From now on, if his wife doesn't forget where she is after they have sex, he's going to think she was faking.
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Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 5, 2009 17:03:07 GMT -5
At least he's going to get all the sex he wants:
Monday: "You said tonight was the night, honey. We've been waiting for this all month."
Tuesday: "You said tonight was the night, honey. We've been waiting for this all month."
Wednesday: "You said tonight was the night, honey. We've been waiting for this all month."
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Post by Russell Letson on Nov 5, 2009 17:07:59 GMT -5
So, what would be the opposite of a saying? I can say no more. |
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Post by omaha on Nov 5, 2009 17:13:36 GMT -5
I don't think this story is good news at all. That guy has raised the bar for all of us.
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Post by Russell Letson on Nov 5, 2009 17:20:45 GMT -5
If you need a bar, you're not doing your job.
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