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Post by Doug on Nov 5, 2009 17:30:49 GMT -5
If you need a bar, you're not doing your job. I've found a bar works wonders. "Have another drink, Honey"
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Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 5, 2009 17:34:58 GMT -5
I don't think this story is good news at all. That guy has raised the bar for all of us. "I want to have sex like that woman in the news." "You did." "When?" "Last night." "No I didn't." "Sorry, I was trying to go easy on you." "You're making this up." "You always say that." "What are you talking about, we've never discussed this before." "Yup. That's what you always say next." "How come I didn't wake up in the hospital?" "They said they're tired of treating you for something that other women only dream about, and told me to just keep you home." "Is it dangerous?" "Naw, usually you just lay there afterward. You're no threat." "Not you, I meant for me. Is it dangerous for me?" "No. You only lose short term memory, forgetting the sex, but seem to remember everything before and after." "Can we have sex again, like right now? I want to see what it's like." <Sigh> "Ok, but we'll be having this conversation again tomorrow night." "I'll remember." "That's what you said last night."
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