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Post by Chesapeake on Jun 30, 2010 10:58:13 GMT -5
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Post by aquaduct on Jun 30, 2010 11:00:06 GMT -5
Maybe that's Fingerplucked's old girlfriend.
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Post by timfarney on Jun 30, 2010 12:43:25 GMT -5
Pity I don't know any state secrets.
Tim
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Post by Fingerplucked on Jun 30, 2010 15:04:46 GMT -5
Maybe that's Fingerplucked's old girlfriend. That's her. I didn't know she was a Russian spy though. No wonder she always looked so disappointed after pumping me for secrets.
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Post by Fingerplucked on Jun 30, 2010 15:10:38 GMT -5
Hmm... I didn't realize I was ripping off Tim's joke. Let's see...
I didn't know she was Russian. She told me she was Hungarian. And I said that's a good thing, because I've got a big...
No, that's not going to work. It ought to be something you guys might believe.
She kept telling me she was Ukrainian, and I said I know, but what am I?
Maybe I'd better just come back later when I've got something.
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Post by Fingerplucked on Jun 30, 2010 15:16:11 GMT -5
This is harder than I thought.
Tim, I'll give you a buck to delete your post.
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Post by Chesapeake on Jun 30, 2010 15:40:06 GMT -5
If it was state secrets she was after, I don't know why she didn't just subscribe to the New York Times.
Okay, put that one into the could not resist category.
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Post by Fingerplucked on Jun 30, 2010 15:43:57 GMT -5
Sorry. If I'd known it was contagious I would have covered my mouth or something before I came in here.
Maybe we should quarantine the room.
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Post by millring on Jun 30, 2010 16:20:13 GMT -5
So far she has uncovered the fact that you can or cannot pick raspberries in their first year.
We're doomed.
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Post by Fingerplucked on Jun 30, 2010 16:46:23 GMT -5
Yeah, and she didn't even have to pump for that, she only had to move her cursor over the thread titles.
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Post by Chesapeake on Jun 30, 2010 16:47:36 GMT -5
And once again the Russians leap ahead in the raspberry knowledge race.
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Post by millring on Jun 30, 2010 16:49:49 GMT -5
At least with the war being a cold one, the raspberries should remain uncommonly fresh.
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Post by Fingerplucked on Jun 30, 2010 16:53:12 GMT -5
I like raspberry races better than when we were in the arms race. That girl is built like an octopus.
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Post by Chesapeake on Jul 1, 2010 7:55:03 GMT -5
We'll be here all week. Try the fish.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2010 12:11:34 GMT -5
Laugh all you want, but somewhere in the US, somebody saw the story, and got sudedenly real worried about that redhead he met, and played with one weekend. Picture the poor congressional staffer or DOD flunky now peering out the window, wondering if the nice gentlemen from the FBI are here to talk to him.
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Post by Chesapeake on Jul 1, 2010 16:20:35 GMT -5
She's taken down her picture and all the rest of the information on her facebook page except the fact that she is a female. Guess she figures that secret was already out of the bag.
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Post by Greg B on Jul 1, 2010 16:34:45 GMT -5
Be sure to tip your waitresses, they work their asses off. There's one waitress here who has no ass at all.
[crickets chirping]
Hello? Is this thing on?
OK, well, This is a great place. I use to come here all the time with my ex-wife. You know, the only thing my ex-wife and I had in common was that we were both married on the same day.
Anything?
Wow, tough room. OK Fingerplucked, take it home.
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Post by millring on Jul 1, 2010 16:39:51 GMT -5
Anna Chapman took the raspberry secrets to her facebook grave with her.
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Post by Fingerplucked on Jul 1, 2010 17:15:56 GMT -5
Wow, tough room. OK Fingerplucked, take it home. I thought you were doing pretty well, especially the one about just flying into town. I almost wet myself on that one.
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Post by Russell Letson on Jul 1, 2010 18:58:52 GMT -5
I almost wet myself on that one. Too bad about the spilled drink. Did you at least salvage the little umbrella? Maybe some of the fruit?
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