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Post by Cosmic Wonder on Jan 24, 2007 20:43:52 GMT -5
It reads: Dear Student, As you move through your freshman yearand explore what college has to offer, you may wonder what your future holds... Dear Student??? WTF??? Anita is 46, has been a Kaiser pharmacist for over twenty years, and is looking forward to retirement in the next 10 or so years. You know, just maybe, this whole Iraq mess really was based on faulty intelligence, and not just George Bush's. Note to Lieutenant General R. L. Van Antwerp Commanding General United States Army Accessions Command You really need better data. Cosmo
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Post by Supertramp78 on Jan 24, 2007 21:52:47 GMT -5
yeah, but is she going to enlist?
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Post by Village Idiot on Jan 24, 2007 22:09:17 GMT -5
She's flattered, though, isn't she?
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Post by t-bob on Jan 25, 2007 6:23:31 GMT -5
They offering a signing bonus?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2007 8:33:01 GMT -5
When my 7 year-old was about 18 mos. he got a letter from the Army, telling him how he could be all that he could be. That made me laugh.
I got a letter last year from the IL Air Natl. Guard that said they had been reviewing my records (I got out 4/3/88, mind you) and were very interested in my weapons qualifications (I'll bet they were) and did I know that since I could get 20 years service in by the time I'm 50 that I could still join the ANG? Really? I'm sure my wife and young boys would be thrilled! I'd go back in in a minute if I wasn't so fat and out of shape though.
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Post by Village Idiot on Jan 25, 2007 8:51:03 GMT -5
Get Charles Atlas to fix you up.
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Post by roylundelius on Jan 25, 2007 11:19:21 GMT -5
I'd go back in in a minute if I wasn't so fat and out of shape though. I'm sure they would help you out in that department, with the 50 mile full back hikes and all.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2007 11:40:56 GMT -5
Those days are over, let me tell you.
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Post by aquaduct on Jan 25, 2007 17:45:36 GMT -5
Just be thankful it wasn't a thank you note for visiting all those troop ships.
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Post by Cosmic Wonder on Jan 25, 2007 19:58:06 GMT -5
Just be thankful it wasn't a thank you note for visiting all those troop ships. LOL! If it had been, I'm thinking I could get a lot of new guitars... Mike
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