Tour the state of Texas

[PaulKay]

Tour the State of Texas...who says Texan's don't have a sense of humor!

Celebrating our western heritage:
Cut N Shoot, Texas
Gunshot, Texas
Gun Barrel, Texas

Need to be cheered up?

Happy, Texas 79042
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987

Why travel to other states? Texas has them all!

Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
New Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!

Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460


We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!
Texas City, Texas 77590


Exhausted?

Energy, Texas 76452


Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, women are from
Venus, Texas 76084


You guessed it..it's on the state line..
Texline, Texas 79087


For the kids..

Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665


Other funny city names in Texas :


Beeville , Texas 78102
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Buda , Texas 78610
Cactus , Texas 79013
Mercedes , Texas 78570
Nixon , Texas 78140
Telephone , Texas 75488
Whiteface , Texas 79379
White Deer , Texas 79097
Muleshoe, Texas
Loco, Texas

And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City

Kilgore , Texas 75662

[theevan]

I must get around. Even as a non-Texan Ah Bin too or threw:
Detroit (aka DEEtroat)
Colorado City
Texas City
Winnie (we do work at a nearby strategic Petroleum Reserve site)
Muleshoe (home of the best dang western store ah've evah seen.)

[Supertramp78]

Up northof me is Fink, Texas. Near A&M is Dimebox, Texas.

[paulschlimm]

Pennsylvania has that beat.

Intercourse, PA is about 25 minutes from my Mom's house. Right near there is Bird-in-Hand, PA.

Oh yeah, I live right down the road from Jack's Bush, Over Wallop, Red Rice and Palestine.



Paul

[theevan]

Uh Paul, nothing beats Texas. Just ask any Texan.

[Supertramp78]

day-um straigt!

[dradtke]

But if we have too much trouble with Texas, we'll cut Alaska in half and make Texas the third-largest state.

[PaulKay]

paulschlimm said:

Pennsylvania has that beat.

Intercourse, PA is about 25 minutes from my Mom's house. Right near there is Bird-in-Hand, PA.

A couple of my favorites are in Michigan.
Where we bought our first Golden Retriever .... Hell, Michigan
We always called him the dog from Hell...

But better yet was Climax, MI
We always got a laugh from the exit signs..... "1 mile to Climax"
We'd get to the exit and there'd be cars on the side of the road with people inside smoking cigarettes and looking very relaxed

[HarmonEyes]

How about Dildo, Newfoundland.