Post by PaulKay on Apr 16, 2007 7:31:58 GMT -5
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim. I went to the gun shop for more
ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls --they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think
Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell with all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside"
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim. I went to the gun shop for more
ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls --they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think
Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell with all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside"
