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Post by coachdoc on Aug 19, 2014 19:21:59 GMT -5
Are you guys kidding about maid-rites? They don't really make those for human consumption, do they?
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Post by billhammond on Aug 19, 2014 19:38:04 GMT -5
Are you guys kidding about maid-rites? They don't really make those for human consumption, do they? Try to be nice when you are in Iowa, Alan. The people are wonderful. They probably wouldn't think much of quahogs, for that matter!
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Post by coachdoc on Aug 19, 2014 19:40:02 GMT -5
Are you guys kidding about maid-rites? They don't really make those for human consumption, do they? Try to be nice when you are in Iowa, Alan. The people are wonderful. They probably wouldn't think much of quahogs, for that matter! Neither do I. But Lopstuh. Now yer talkin.
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Post by Russell Letson on Aug 19, 2014 20:41:08 GMT -5
I only eat creatures with internal skeletons.
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Post by Tamarack on Aug 19, 2014 20:45:56 GMT -5
I hope the Maid-Rite Chefs of Garrison don't take offense to SoundHooligans with hip flasks of Tabasco, Siriacha, etc. And maybe a couple of baggies of chopped onions and banana peppers.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2014 21:31:13 GMT -5
Bit of blue cheese, maybe some pickle.
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Post by Village Idiot on Aug 19, 2014 21:43:32 GMT -5
I hope the Maid-Rite Chefs of Garrison don't take offense to SoundHooligans with hip flasks of Tabasco, Siriacha, etc. And maybe a couple of baggies of chopped onions and banana peppers. Now that's funny, Tamarack. But if you want to spice a Maid Rite up right, consider smuggling in pre-wrapped slices of American Cheese Food Product.
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Post by drlj on Aug 19, 2014 21:46:24 GMT -5
I was not saying Maid Rites were fast food. I have had Maid Rites. There used to be a Maid Rite in Hammond, IN years ago. They were not fast food. They were not even food. They were just weird and glompy. They did not have much of a following there in the land of pierogi, kielbasa and czarnina. People in the land of Jean Sheperd like real food that sticks to their ribs and anything else it touches. I was just saying I don't eat fast food and then told the interesting story of the few times I have ingested the nasty stuff. Maid Rites may have started in Iowa but they crept across the Land of Lincoln and into da region of Hoosierdom. Da Regionites chased them back into Iowa where they belong.
And using the word Chef in the same sentence with Maid Rite is just too funny.
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Post by Village Idiot on Aug 19, 2014 21:50:36 GMT -5
It sounds like you are describing a war between red and black ants.
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Post by drlj on Aug 19, 2014 22:03:45 GMT -5
Could be red and black ants are key ingredients in Maid Rites. Maid Rites make White Castle seem like haute cuisine.
However, and this was the point of my first post and I forgot to say it, if I am lucky enough to make it to IJam, I will not only eat a Maid Rite but I will also eat one of those dinner plate sized pork cutlets. I will not use that weird sauce Bill has packed in his suitcase nor will I have any of those denture peppers like the ones in that jar. I will eat the food the way God intended just as it is served. And I will have fries with that! I will also bring one back for Millring since refrigeration is not all that important with Maid Rites.
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Post by coachdoc on Aug 20, 2014 7:55:02 GMT -5
"And using the word Chef in the same sentence with Maid Rite is just too funny." You can always feel safe that the truth is preached here.
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Post by dradtke on Aug 20, 2014 9:28:25 GMT -5
Could be red and black ants are key ingredients in Maid Rites. No. Red and black ants have flavor. A friend in college picked up a young lady in a bar and they spent the night together. This particular young lady worked at the local Maid Rite. In the morning he snuggled up to her and said, "You smell like a hamburger." I think he meant it as a compliment but she took offense and left. For some reason I always remember this story when we get a thread on Maid Rites.
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Post by millring on Aug 20, 2014 9:50:54 GMT -5
There's almost no distinction between a thread on Maid Rites and the threat of Maid Rites.
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Post by Doug on Aug 20, 2014 9:55:32 GMT -5
There's almost no distinction between a thread on Maid Rites and the threat of Maid Rites. true Somebody from the south bring some good hot BBQ sauce.
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