Making Hammond Jealous

fauxmaha Senior Member Who, whom? Posts: 7,574	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 12:28:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fauxmaha on Oct 10, 2014 12:28:50 GMT -5 I bet he never got to write a headline like this: Bride-to-be 'becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night... and husband only realises when she gives birth'
	Last Edit: Oct 10, 2014 12:30:22 GMT -5 by fauxmaha "If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds.... But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?” - Solzhenitsyn

billhammond Ancient citizen Our dear brother ... Posts: 52,079	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 12:33:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by billhammond on Oct 10, 2014 12:33:11 GMT -5 I'd settle for just being able to use "hen night" in a headline.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 12:45:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2014 12:45:21 GMT -5 I understand about the headline. But why is this news? The kid is going to have it rough enough in life without the newspaper celebrating his birth by shaming his mother.

TKennedy Ancient citizen Posts: 13,023	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 13:14:02 GMT -5 Dub and millring like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TKennedy on Oct 10, 2014 13:14:02 GMT -5 When confronted with the news the father apparently said "I'm not Happy".
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Supertramp78 Ancient citizen Sir SuperTramp of Soundhole Posts: 28,960	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 13:15:58 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Supertramp78 on Oct 10, 2014 13:15:58 GMT -5 It is the Daily Mail.

millring Ancient citizen If you knew, you'd be smiling too Posts: 46,294	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 13:32:00 GMT -5 drlj, Dub, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by millring on Oct 10, 2014 13:32:00 GMT -5 Oct 10, 2014 13:14:02 GMT -5 TKennedy said: When confronted with the news the father apparently said "I'm not Happy". Grumpy, maybe.
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Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 14:29:58 GMT -5 Dub likes this

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Oct 10, 2014 13:32:00 GMT -5 millring said:

Oct 10, 2014 13:14:02 GMT -5 TKennedy said:

When confronted with the news the father apparently said "I'm not Happy".

Grumpy, maybe.

Had the exact same thought instantly.

Everybody's had a few, Now they're talking about who knows who. I'm goin' back to the town where everybody knows your name.

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Russell Letson Ancient citizen Posts: 17,515	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 15:52:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Russell Letson on Oct 10, 2014 15:52:12 GMT -5 Well, if he failed to notice, he might Dopey. (My own favorite dwarves never get mentioned: Messy, Lazy, Snotty, and Snooty.)
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drlj Ancient citizen KD-21A Posts: 23,113	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 17:00:09 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by drlj on Oct 10, 2014 17:00:09 GMT -5 Right. Like this is so unusual.
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theevan Ancient citizen Strokin' nylons Posts: 24,325	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 17:17:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by theevan on Oct 10, 2014 17:17:59 GMT -5 I'm not EVEN going to mention the headline I saw yesterday. Didn't read the story, couldn't. Just the headline gave me nightmares. Nope, not gonna. NOPE

fauxmaha Senior Member Who, whom? Posts: 7,574	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 18:02:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fauxmaha on Oct 10, 2014 18:02:54 GMT -5 So you're saying its one that Hammond wrote?
	"If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds.... But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?” - Solzhenitsyn

fauxmaha Senior Member Who, whom? Posts: 7,574	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 18:04:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fauxmaha on Oct 10, 2014 18:04:40 GMT -5 Back to the Spanish dwarf stripper bridal insemination story, this is just another example of how gays are destroying the sanctity of marriage.
	Last Edit: Oct 10, 2014 18:10:10 GMT -5 by fauxmaha "If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds.... But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?” - Solzhenitsyn

RickW Ancient citizen I got's five fingers - what's that flatpick thingy for? Posts: 24,137	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 20:24:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RickW on Oct 10, 2014 20:24:40 GMT -5 How the hell did you get there? It's quite obviously dwarves who are destroying the sanctity of marriage. Sheesh.
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 20:33:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2014 20:33:24 GMT -5 Oct 10, 2014 15:52:12 GMT -5 Russell Letson said: Well, if he failed to notice, he might Dopey. (My own favorite dwarves never get mentioned: Messy, Lazy, Snotty, and Snooty.) You forgot Stroppy.

RickW Ancient citizen I got's five fingers - what's that flatpick thingy for? Posts: 24,137	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 20:34:49 GMT -5 millring likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RickW on Oct 10, 2014 20:34:49 GMT -5 And Sleezy. Sleezy was the best.
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Rob Hanesworth Administrator Posts: 10,100	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 20:50:54 GMT -5 RickW and TKennedy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rob Hanesworth on Oct 10, 2014 20:50:54 GMT -5 Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
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billhammond Ancient citizen Our dear brother ... Posts: 52,079	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 21:48:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by billhammond on Oct 10, 2014 21:48:10 GMT -5 Oct 10, 2014 20:50:54 GMT -5 Rob Hanesworth said: Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

patrick Senior Member Rock on Dudes! Posts: 8,156	Making Hammond Jealous Oct 10, 2014 22:58:03 GMT -5 Marshall likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by patrick on Oct 10, 2014 22:58:03 GMT -5 Best quote from the comments: "The dwarf was happy she was dopey and i bet the husband was grumpy."
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