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Post by Doug on Oct 22, 2014 13:29:29 GMT -5
I find that if you fart real big when sitting down, you've usually got all the real estate you need to do whatever gross thing you want. That system works. Years ago when I would ride the $69 Anywhere Greyhound back and forth to FL from WA I'd eat a lot of beans and pick my teeth with a big knife, I never had to share a seat even at Christmas time. If you are going to spend 5 days on a bus you do not want to be sharing a seat with a big fat guy.
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Post by PaulKay on Oct 22, 2014 14:53:58 GMT -5
I find that if you fart real big when sitting down, you've usually got all the real estate you need to do whatever gross thing you want. That system works. Years ago when I would ride the $69 Anywhere Greyhound back and forth to FL from WA I'd eat a lot of beans and pick my teeth with a big knife, I never had to share a seat even at Christmas time. If you are going to spend 5 days on a bus you do not want to be sharing a seat with a big fat guy. Or these days you could just mention that you have ebola.
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