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Post by theevan on Oct 24, 2014 17:32:55 GMT -5
The African way
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Post by david on Oct 24, 2014 18:12:23 GMT -5
Wow, what a tough life.
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Post by epaul on Oct 24, 2014 19:28:05 GMT -5
A happy cow is a good milker!
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Post by Doug on Oct 24, 2014 20:42:52 GMT -5
Have done enough AI to know this is not a favorite with the cow.
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Post by epaul on Oct 24, 2014 21:22:56 GMT -5
With your lips?
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Post by aquaduct on Oct 24, 2014 22:18:14 GMT -5
With someone else's lips.
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Post by coachdoc on Oct 25, 2014 5:44:25 GMT -5
Eesh.
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Post by Cosmic Wonder on Oct 25, 2014 9:13:43 GMT -5
and the cow said, you can kiss my...
Mike
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Post by xyrn on Oct 25, 2014 10:32:03 GMT -5
If you use a kazoo do you get a milkshake?
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Post by Chesapeake on Oct 25, 2014 10:40:36 GMT -5
See, if I'd tried that I would have gotten kicked.
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Post by millring on Oct 25, 2014 10:41:07 GMT -5
I remember National Geographic published an image of this. It seemed rather unpleasant at the time, but once I was finished gouging my eyes out, I was okay with it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 12:10:40 GMT -5
Haven't watched the video, nor shall I. We can talk about Bill on this thread. He viewed it once and will not open this thread again.  |
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Post by Doug on Oct 25, 2014 12:28:53 GMT -5
Tails (Tales  ) from the AI barn. Senior animal reproduction class. Doing AI on a bunch of random cows. Mixed herd including Holsteins and Angus. Holsteins are big cows, Angus no so much. Girl named Diane from Seattle getting undergrad work to start vet school for small animals. Diane is right at 5 ft and maybe 100 lbs. With some planning we all get to the barn before her and take all the short cows. So when Diane gets there there is nothing left but Holsteins. No way little short girl can get her arm up a Holstein's ass standing on the ground. Scene 2 Diane on milk crate with arm up cows ass to her shoulder. Cow clinches locking arm in place, cow kicks, milk carton goes flying. Scene 3 Diane hanging about 6in off floor with arm locked in cows ass. $300 semen tube under the arm, scared to drop the tube. In panic forgets that to get cow to release you just have to hit them on the back with your fist. 15 other students rolling on the floor laughing their ass off. An other student (not me I'm still laughing) whops the cow on the back and Diane drops in a heap on the floor. Cow so glad to have her arm out of there that she drops a big wet cow pie. Between cows ass and floor is Diane's head. More laughter. |
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Post by billhammond on Oct 25, 2014 12:39:54 GMT -5
Tails (Tales ) from the AI barn. Senior animal reproduction class. Doing AI on a bunch of random cows. Mixed herd including Holsteins and Angus. Holsteins are big cows, Angus no so much. Girl named Diane from Seattle getting undergrad work to start vet school for small animals. Diane is right at 5 ft and maybe 100 lbs. With some planning we all get to the barn before her and take all the short cows. So when Diane gets there there is nothing left but Holsteins. No way little short girl can get her arm up a Holstein's ass standing on the ground. Scene 2 Diane on milk crate with arm up cows ass to her shoulder. Cow clinches locking arm in place, cow kicks, milk carton goes flying. Scene 3 Diane hanging about 6in off floor with arm locked in cows ass. $300 semen tube under the arm, scared to drop the tube. In panic forgets that to get cow to release you just have to hit them on the back with your fist. 15 other students rolling on the floor laughing their ass off. An other student (not me I'm still laughing) whops the cow on the back and Diane drops in a heap on the floor. Cow so glad to have her arm out of there that she drops a big wet cow pie. Between cows ass and floor is Diane's head. More laughter. I'm not laughing -- I'm just feeling sorry for Diane and how she was treated by a bunch of mean students. |
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Post by Village Idiot on Oct 25, 2014 21:39:45 GMT -5
Our view of cows and that woman's view of cows is incomparable; to her tribe cows are the reason for living, so blowing air up it's butt is not big deal.
On top of that, Evan should be proud. He's shown us just another way to get a tapeworm. And I'm sure Tapewormie wants to have friends!
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Post by epaul on Oct 25, 2014 23:32:15 GMT -5
What I want to know is how Doug expected to get anywhere by inseminating a cow up the butt? It might be fun, but it ain't fertile.
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Post by Doug on Oct 26, 2014 7:31:10 GMT -5
What I want to know is how Doug expected to get anywhere by inseminating a cow up the butt? It might be fun, but it ain't fertile.  I know you know. Reach in, all the way past your elbow, hold the neck of the uterus, you can feel it, insert straw, blow in the semen, remove straw, remove arm, get the hell out of the way. |
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Post by theevan on Oct 26, 2014 7:52:17 GMT -5
So a cow's uterus is in the colon? Ewwwwww.
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Post by Doug on Oct 26, 2014 8:18:35 GMT -5
So a cow's uterus is in the colon? Ewwwwww. You city boys don't know nothing. Feeling thorough the wall of the colon you grab the neck of the uterus. Some informative pictures here.  www.selectsires.com/resources/fertilitydocs/ai_technique_cattle.pdfI turned down a job with Select Sires when I got my BS as I didn't think I wanted to spend my working life with my arm up a cows ass. |
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Post by patrick on Oct 26, 2014 9:45:10 GMT -5
I wanna see Mike Rowe do this one.
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) from the AI barn. 
