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Post by Doug on Jan 30, 2015 10:07:30 GMT -5
Dear Mama Lottie,
Do you do house calls?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 10:13:55 GMT -5
Dear Mama Lottie, Do you do house calls? Yes but why would I call a house.
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Post by drlj on Jan 30, 2015 10:16:14 GMT -5
Sorry about that. I did not have my glasses on. It looked like Lotto. Let's start over.
Mama Lottie,
You got the ju ju goin' on? My mojo workin' but it don't work on you. How I make my mojo work more better? And is Popeye's really good Louisiana cookin' or just fast food mumbo jumbo? LJ
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 10:20:24 GMT -5
Sorry about that. I did not have my glasses on. It looked like Lotto. Let's start over. Mama Lottie, You got the ju ju goin' on? My mojo workin' but it don't work on you. How I make my mojo work more better? And is Popeye's really good Louisiana cookin' or just fast food mumbo jumbo? LJ You gotta have voodoo doll to have mo better mojo. Mumbo Jumbo is what I do with pralines in my mouth.
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Post by drlj on Jan 30, 2015 10:32:07 GMT -5
Mama Lottie, The Doll House sells dolls but they do not have voodoo dolls. Can I order one from Amazon or some other online business ? Do they take batteries or wind up? Could I, in a pinch, use my niece's Malibu Stacy doll until I get an actual voodoo doll? LJ
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 10:37:27 GMT -5
Mama Lottie, The Doll House sells dolls but they do not have voodoo dolls. Can I order one from Amazon or some other online business ? Do they take batteries or wind up? Could I, in a pinch, use my niece's Malibu Stacy doll until I get an actual voodoo doll? LJ Send a dollar two ninety eight to voodoo.com. Won't get you a doll but will help my retirement fund.
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Post by millring on Jan 30, 2015 10:46:19 GMT -5
Are you related to Joan Blondell? She was FABULOUS in "Here Come The Brides". Fabulous, dahling.
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Post by drlj on Jan 30, 2015 11:24:51 GMT -5
Joan Blondell was not even a real blond. Strange, isn't it?
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Post by fauxmaha on Jan 30, 2015 11:31:37 GMT -5
Dear MamaLootie:
I met a woman the other day who winked at me and said her "carpet matched her drapes". I told her that I was impressed with her interior decorating, but was mainly interested in having her bring me a chicken sandwich and refill my iced tea. She seemed quite irritated with me.
Can you cast a spell that will allow me to understand women?
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Post by Dub on Jan 30, 2015 12:37:32 GMT -5
Dear Mama, I have never understood one word of "Zombie Jamboree" Back to back Belly to belly And I don't give a damn If I don't got a What is it? 4th line is Cause I done that already. What a silly question. eberybody done know that. Dear Mama Lottie, What are you, some kind of phony? Do you even know where Jamaica IS? The line is “I don't give a damn cause I done dead already.” Look it up… oh wait, you probably can't read either. It probably sounds like the word “that” to you because you're some kind of honkey masquerading as a voodoo queen.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 12:38:46 GMT -5
Are you related to Joan Blondell? She was FABULOUS in "Here Come The Brides". Fabulous, dahling. Ain't none of yo beeswax. I am related to Marie LaVeau and a man done gone can be arranged.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 12:40:08 GMT -5
Dear MamaLootie: I met a woman the other day who winked at me and said her "carpet matched her drapes". I told her that I was impressed with her interior decorating, but was mainly interested in having her bring me a chicken sandwich and refill my iced tea. She seemed quite irritated with me. Can you cast a spell that will allow me to understand women? There be nothing that can be done for 7th daughter of a 7th daughter.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 12:42:41 GMT -5
4th line is Cause I done that already. What a silly question. eberybody done know that. Dear Mama Lottie, What are you, some kind of phony? Do you even know where Jamaica IS? The line is “I don't give a damn cause I done dead already.” Look it up… oh wait, you probably can't read either. It probably sounds like the word “that” to you because you're some kind of honkey masquerading as a voodoo queen. Who you calling honkey. I cruse you and may your man parts fall off.
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Post by Dub on Jan 30, 2015 12:46:04 GMT -5
Dear Mama Lottie, What are you, some kind of phony? Do you even know where Jamaica IS? The line is “I don't give a damn cause I done dead already.” Look it up… oh wait, you probably can't read either. It probably sounds like the word “that” to you because you're some kind of honkey masquerading as a voodoo queen. Who you calling honkey. I cruse you and may your man parts fall off. Hey, Bitch, This isn't the first time I've been “crused.”
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 12:48:52 GMT -5
Who you calling honkey. I cruse you and may your man parts fall off. Hey, Bitch, This isn't the first time I've been “crused.” Was that you who got cursed by me in 1857? Do you want that to happen to you again.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 13:11:04 GMT -5
Ooooohhhhh.....we're talking bitches now!
I'm told there was a time I was interested in such things. But I don't remember that.
MamaLouie, I do have a question for you. Can you cast a spell that will make the squirrels in the back yard stand still? They are getting harder and harder to catch.
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Post by drlj on Jan 30, 2015 13:12:23 GMT -5
Mamma Lottie,
Êtes-vous un Staggerlee dans le bayou de Louisiane profonde où le vaudou est un mode de vie ou êtes-vous assis avec une bière à MN?
LJ
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 13:22:15 GMT -5
Ooooohhhhh.....we're talking bitches now! I'm told there was a time I was interested in such things. But I don't remember that. MamaLouie, I do have a question for you. Can you cast a spell that will make the squirrels in the back yard stand still? They are getting harder and harder to catch. Sorry Duke you asked for the wrong spell. Squirrels don't run faster you run slower. Get a skateboard.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 13:24:25 GMT -5
Mamma Lottie, Êtes-vous un Staggerlee dans le bayou de Louisiane profonde où le vaudou est un mode de vie ou êtes-vous assis avec une bière à MN? LJ I"m not in the bayou and I don't sit in beer. And if I told you, you too would be another man done gone.
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Post by drlj on Jan 30, 2015 13:38:19 GMT -5
Mamma Lottie, Êtes-vous un Staggerlee dans le bayou de Louisiane profonde où le vaudou est un mode de vie ou êtes-vous assis avec une bière à MN? LJ I"m not in the bayou and I don't sit in beer. And if I told you, you too would be another man done gone. Ah, then this changes things, Mamma. It changes things indeed!
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