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Post by jdd2 on Nov 3, 2015 6:56:23 GMT -5
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Post by jdd2 on Nov 3, 2015 8:38:48 GMT -5
Come on, folks. No responses? I thought this was like a slam-dunk.
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Post by dradtke on Nov 3, 2015 9:58:27 GMT -5
Must have been big ants.
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Post by AlanC on Nov 3, 2015 13:05:33 GMT -5
Come on, folks. No responses? I thought this was like a slam-dunk. I see no opportunity for it to devolve into a left/right argument. Am I missing something?
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 13:48:37 GMT -5
Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 3, 2015 13:48:37 GMT -5
Come on, folks. No responses? I thought this was like a slam-dunk. I see no opportunity for it to devolve into a left/right argument. Am I missing something? Yes you are. Last night I saw a clip from the last Republican debate with all seven (seven? ten? I should have counted.) hopefuls standing shoulder to shoulder out in front of the podiums. I hadn't noticed until then just how short Marco Rubio is. In comparison, he looked like an ant.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:08:31 GMT -5
Post by AlanC on Nov 3, 2015 14:08:31 GMT -5
....said the diminutive Libtard stuck-in-the-mud.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:12:33 GMT -5
Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 3, 2015 14:12:33 GMT -5
Hey!
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:13:51 GMT -5
Post by AlanC on Nov 3, 2015 14:13:51 GMT -5
You looked too quick. I added a garnish.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:15:22 GMT -5
Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 3, 2015 14:15:22 GMT -5
Oh, okay. Well gosh, now I feel honored.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:16:51 GMT -5
Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 3, 2015 14:16:51 GMT -5
By the way, I was walking Lily, my dog, and realized that she is probably a Republican. I tried to get her to admit it but she wouldn't. But I think she is.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:18:18 GMT -5
Post by AlanC on Nov 3, 2015 14:18:18 GMT -5
Oh, okay. Well gosh, now I feel honored. You don't have a handle on the basics of dissing, do you? Now you've ruined everything.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:21:32 GMT -5
Post by AlanC on Nov 3, 2015 14:21:32 GMT -5
By the way, I was walking Lily, my dog, and realized that she is probably a Republican. I tried to get her to admit it but she wouldn't. But I think she is. I can help you with that. Bring a hungry dog to her bowl while she is eating. If she growls, she is an "R"; if she moves aside she is a "D". Simple.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:27:25 GMT -5
Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 3, 2015 14:27:25 GMT -5
She might be an moderate independent.
When we pass other dogs, she's all Democratic, wagging her tail, begging to get over to play with the other dog. She looks happy, blue as can be. But after the initial greeting, she goes all Republican and bites the other dog in the face.
Or am I just being naive? Is the friendly part just an act?
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:28:41 GMT -5
Post by Fingerplucked on Nov 3, 2015 14:28:41 GMT -5
Oh, okay. Well gosh, now I feel honored. You don't have a handle on the basics of dissing, do you? Now you've ruined everything. Dissing takes longer than it used to. Now I stand there for like a half an hour, wondering when I'll be done. And as soon as I am, it seems like I have to go again.
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Post by AlanC on Nov 3, 2015 14:44:59 GMT -5
I can help you with that too. I take Flomax.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:52:39 GMT -5
Post by david on Nov 3, 2015 14:52:39 GMT -5
62 years old, walking 30 kilometers (19 Miles) in flip flops, carrying a gun, following a wounded camel, going 6 days without water, eating ants to survive. Perhaps those ants are from the little known family of Adaquo Formicidae - each containing a few ounces of water. Or maybe he found a few psilocybin mushrooms along the way and kind of forgot those water holes he stopped at. Or perhaps this is the Ant Scam Man having a bit of fun with a reporter.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:54:33 GMT -5
Post by Doug on Nov 3, 2015 14:54:33 GMT -5
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 14:59:09 GMT -5
Post by david on Nov 3, 2015 14:59:09 GMT -5
Jim, Don't be paranoid - dogs are democrats. Cats are typically republicans or independents.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 15:12:16 GMT -5
Post by Doug on Nov 3, 2015 15:12:16 GMT -5
Jim, Don't be paranoid - dogs are democrats. Cats are typically republicans or independents. Cats are anarchist.
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Ant man
Nov 3, 2015 15:30:33 GMT -5
Post by Bassman on Nov 3, 2015 15:30:33 GMT -5
Who goes hunting for camels??? better yet, Who goes hunting in flip flops???
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