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Middle East pun fun... Sept 22, 2016 12:42:50 GMT -5 TKennedy likes this

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Post by PaulKay on Sept 22, 2016 12:42:50 GMT -5

Middle eastern pun fun...
I took some sleeping pills last night and slept like Iraq, but kept having nightmares where Iran away from a Syria killer. I hid behind the Turkey to no avail and sought help from my friend Jordan, but Eqypted me. I wondered if it Isreal and my friend Jordan said Yemen it is. I know what you're thinking... Qatar it out please! But Kuwait that long? Okay...fine.

Viewing the world through rose colored glasses is deceptive and viewing the world through poop colored glasses will make everything look like crap.
See the world clearly, think positively, and act to make things better.

millring Ancient citizen If you knew, you'd be smiling too Posts: 46,297	Middle East pun fun... Sept 22, 2016 13:13:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by millring on Sept 22, 2016 13:13:27 GMT -5 puns are SO beneath me.
	If your belief system does not include incongruities that astonish, frustrate or befuddle you, it most probably does not include a power higher than you.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Middle East pun fun... Sept 22, 2016 13:44:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2016 13:44:36 GMT -5 Sept 22, 2016 13:13:27 GMT -5 millring said: puns are SO beneath me. Just like satire, right?

millring Ancient citizen If you knew, you'd be smiling too Posts: 46,297	Middle East pun fun... Sept 22, 2016 13:52:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by millring on Sept 22, 2016 13:52:50 GMT -5 Sept 22, 2016 13:44:36 GMT -5 Marty said: Sept 22, 2016 13:13:27 GMT -5 millring said: puns are SO beneath me. Just like satire, right? exactly.
	If your belief system does not include incongruities that astonish, frustrate or befuddle you, it most probably does not include a power higher than you.

PaulKay Senior Member Posts: 5,838	Middle East pun fun... Sept 22, 2016 15:12:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PaulKay on Sept 22, 2016 15:12:10 GMT -5 Sept 22, 2016 13:13:27 GMT -5 millring said: puns are SO beneath me. Is that why you never look down?
	Viewing the world through rose colored glasses is deceptive and viewing the world through poop colored glasses will make everything look like crap. See the world clearly, think positively, and act to make things better.

frazer Senior Member Posts: 2,876	Middle East pun fun... Sept 22, 2016 23:47:17 GMT -5 Marshall, dradtke, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by frazer on Sept 22, 2016 23:47:17 GMT -5 Oman, that was really poor...

Lonnie Ancient citizen Do not go gentle into that good night... Rage, rage against the dying of the light... Posts: 10,517	Middle East pun fun... Sept 23, 2016 11:04:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lonnie on Sept 23, 2016 11:04:25 GMT -5 Probably not funny, but: If you leave a male bovine out in the sun too long, Istanbul? Yes, yes, yes (Constantinople for an answer). Yep, Ayatollah you, not funny.
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PaulKay Senior Member Posts: 5,838	Middle East pun fun... Sept 23, 2016 11:47:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PaulKay on Sept 23, 2016 11:47:35 GMT -5 Sept 23, 2016 11:04:25 GMT -5 Lonnie said: Probably not funny, but: Yep, Ayatollah you, not funny. What's with the Chinese accent?
	Viewing the world through rose colored glasses is deceptive and viewing the world through poop colored glasses will make everything look like crap. See the world clearly, think positively, and act to make things better.

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