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Post by Doug on Aug 1, 2017 18:01:13 GMT -5
*The Squirrels vs. The Church*
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their
squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the
squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with
God's divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the
baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the
slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many
squirrels showed up the following week.
The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any
of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them
free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when
the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They
baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church.
Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel
and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
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Post by theevan on Aug 1, 2017 18:29:21 GMT -5
I'll save that one
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Post by drlj on Aug 1, 2017 20:01:39 GMT -5
In IN, squirrel is a part of every church supper.
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Post by amanajoe on Aug 2, 2017 14:48:47 GMT -5
In Mississippi, they are part of the revival:
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Post by Chesapeake on Aug 2, 2017 18:10:54 GMT -5
Me, I traded in my squirrel for a dog.
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