Damn, I love Nebraska!

[fauxmaha]

“He’s going to be what God intended him to be. That keeps them young, it keeps them vibrant and we get more semen out of them if we do that.”

Story.

[theevan]

Doc told me I'm teeming with an unusual amount of testosterone for a 64 year old guy. Maybe I could out to stud...nice retirement gig.

[fauxmaha]

Well, they expect this bull to bring in $800k/year and produce for 10 years.

Think you're up to that?

[aquaduct]

Berryville? That's where my doctor's office is.

[Marshall]

Omaha World Herald. - Isn't that an oxymoron?

[RickW]

Feb 26, 2019 12:59:45 GMT -5 fauxmaha said:

Well, they expect this bull to bring in $800k/year and produce for 10 years.

Think you're up to that?

What percentage of the 800k would I get. I think I’d give it a try......

[theevan]

Feb 26, 2019 12:59:45 GMT -5 fauxmaha said:

Well, they expect this bull to bring in $800k/year and produce for 10 years.

Think you're up to that?

I'll give it a shot.

A whole bunch of shots.

[fauxmaha]

Feb 26, 2019 14:07:24 GMT -5 Marshall said:

Omaha World Herald. - Isn't that an oxymoron?

Bro, you are living in Omaha World.

[amanajoe]

Yes, but do they have punny signs like American Breeder Service in Madison? archive.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/abs-global-punny-slogans-over-the-years-252625901.html/

The two I always remember were:

FREEZER POPS!

And

Many are called, but few are frozen

[billhammond]

Feb 26, 2019 14:29:22 GMT -5 amanajoe said:

Yes, but do they have punny signs like American Breeder Service in Madison? archive.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/abs-global-punny-slogans-over-the-years-252625901.html/

The two I always remember were:

FREEZER POPS!

And

Many are called, but few are frozen

Couple I recall:

OUR STUDS ARE NO DUDS

and

COME ON IN AND SHOOT THE BULL

[TKennedy]

I sent the link to the couple that leases our ranch. I gotta have me one a tham thangs.

[david]

"Our genetics will improve your dairy heir." Ha!

[Village Idiot]

He's a lot better off than a lot of his brethren, whose job it is to point out to the farmer which cow is ready to be breed, although the bull can do nothing about it. This article calls them gomer bulls, although I'd always known them to be called spotter bulls. From the article:

There are many kinds of penile surgeries that can be performed to prevent intromission. Two examples are diversion of the penis and removal of the penis.

www.producer.com/2001/11/different-ways-to-make-a-gomer-bull-animal-health/

[millring]

Feb 26, 2019 18:29:38 GMT -5 Village Idiot said:

diversion of the penis

"No" was always sufficient.

[drlj]

I flew to Nebraska once and sat next to a inebriated “Cornhusker” who spent the entire flight telling me that Nebraska was not flat. I told him it looked pretty flat from the air. He assured me I was not seeing correctly. As drunk as he was, I am pretty sure nothing was flat to him.

[Village Idiot]

Did he also try to tell you that they have more than a dozen trees?

[drlj]

The guy was so drunk I am not sure how he got on the plane.

[epaul]

Was he carrying a sales catalog for binders? Did he have a gallon flask of cooking sherry in his carry on.