Meanwhile down in South Mississippi

[AlanC]

The aging surveyor, while preparing staking data for a road in Melbourne, Fla, realizes it's been months since he has had a drink and has been years since he has listened to "Eat a Peach" from beginning to end. Once he has rectified those particular problems, he reminds himself that wrong grades tonight mean expensive demo of concrete tomorrow. STFU he tells himself.. "Mountain Jam" is playing.... and get me another Lime-a-Rita....

[brucemacneill]

Once had a bulldozer operator ask me if I wanted him to grade it right or use the stake I put in. Yup, my stake was a foot low. I thanked him.

[AlanC]

I could spend hours at Universal in Orlando showing you all the things that my son and I screwed up. If you can't be good, better be lucky.

[Village Idiot]

I have no idea what your first post is saying, but I highly doubt you've screwed up nearly as much as you are implying.