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Post by fauxmaha on Nov 23, 2020 14:42:35 GMT -5
...but you're not "rescue your puppy from the jaws of an alligator without losing your cigar" tough.
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Post by jdd2 on Nov 23, 2020 16:24:17 GMT -5
Florida man does one right.
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Post by Hobson on Nov 23, 2020 18:30:58 GMT -5
My first thought was how did he know there weren't any other gators in that water?
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Post by Village Idiot on Nov 23, 2020 18:46:30 GMT -5
My first thought was how did he know there weren't any other gators in that water? He didn't. He just loves his dog. |
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Post by drlj on Nov 23, 2020 18:50:28 GMT -5
I would have said I lovED that dog. Past tense.
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Post by billhammond on Nov 23, 2020 18:51:42 GMT -5
I think he's just a gator hater.
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Post by drlj on Nov 23, 2020 19:09:42 GMT -5
I think he's just a gator hater. I had an uncle we used to call Gator. It was because of his teeth. Huge & nasty looking teeth. Kids were scared of him. He used to look at people with contempt and loudly say, “Chomp” to scare them. Funny thing is, he couldn’t swim. |
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Post by TKennedy on Nov 23, 2020 19:11:14 GMT -5
Remember that story about the first day of training camp for the Miami Dolphins?
The coach stood in front of the team in the locker room with a little duffel bag. He pulled out a small alligator out of the bag, whipped out his dick and let the alligator latch onto it. He then poked the alligator in both eyes and it let go.
He said “that’s how tough you have to be to play on this team. Any of you pussies want to try it?”
A voice in the back said “I will coach if you won’t poke me in the eye.”
Here’s an all time favorite
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