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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2020 17:23:24 GMT -5
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Post by coachdoc on Dec 31, 2020 17:34:21 GMT -5
Quite a list. Seen a few of those myself.
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Post by TKennedy on Dec 31, 2020 18:48:15 GMT -5
I was waiting to take a case to the OR one night because a general surgeon was taking a light bulb out of a guys rectum.
Just to show how naive we were as interns in 1971 I was working the ER at the county hospital in Omaha when a guy came in around 2AM and said he couldn’t take a shit. We did a rectal and felt something so we stuck in the scope and there was a cucumber there.
We said “hey man did you know you have a cucumber up your ass?” He said “wow I was really drunk at a party and passed out. Someone must have put it up there as a joke.”
None of us knew much about unusual sexual practices, so we believed him, got it out, and told him he better find a different crowd to run with next time. We were real babes in the woods. That stuff was not taught in med school back then.
You’ve seen gerbils haven’t you Coachdoc? Did I miss them on the list?
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Post by Village Idiot on Dec 31, 2020 19:03:28 GMT -5
That’s because Covid wasn’t around then. Now it’s a good idea. |
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Post by dradtke on Jan 1, 2021 8:44:31 GMT -5
The song must work. Beans weren't on the ear list.
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Post by drlj on Jan 1, 2021 8:47:38 GMT -5
I have decided that people are crazy. Just an opinion, but I think I might be correct.
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Post by howard lee on Jan 1, 2021 10:39:34 GMT -5
I used to know a doctor who worked in the ER at the now-defunct St. Vincent's Hospital, in west Greenwich Village. He must have seen it all, judging by the anecdotes he told. He removed a wide assortment of objects and animals from the rectums of emergency patients.
It has always been my understanding that that particular organ was designed exclusively for one-way traffic. 🤷🏻♂️
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Post by t-bob on Jan 1, 2021 12:44:02 GMT -5
Richard Gere had a gerbil in his rectum. He had to go to the hospital. I’m not sure this is truth. But I’m sure somebody did it.
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Post by RickW on Jan 1, 2021 15:18:14 GMT -5
I always seemed to get into emergency with weirdness happening. Seems to be less so now, but I’m also not ending up there after late night hockey games anymore.
My fave happened sometime around midnight, and sitting with a friend who’d gotten a concussion. Guy gets wheeled in in a wheelchair. Definitely drunk, but hadn’t been stuffing things up his butt. He’d been playing with a nail gun, and had nailed his foot to a two by four. It was still there. His friends had kindly cut off the ends to get him in the car.
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Post by Village Idiot on Jan 2, 2021 20:57:01 GMT -5
If he had nailed both feet and it was snowing, he could have skied there.
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Post by TKennedy on Jan 2, 2021 21:28:56 GMT -5
My all time favorite accident story was related to me by a fellow resident when we working at the old Hennepin County General Hospital Ortho service.
A guy decided to shovel snow off his peaked roof and for safety tied a rope around his waist and tied the other end to the back bumper of his car. He was working on the other side of the roof with the rope running over the peak when his wife decided to make a grocery run.
He was pretty messed up but survived.
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Post by howard lee on Jan 2, 2021 21:36:49 GMT -5
My all time favorite accident story was related to me by a fellow resident when we working at the old Hennepin County General Hospital Ortho service. A guy decided to shovel snow off his peaked roof and for safety tied a rope around his waist and tied the other end to the back bumper of his car. He was working on the other side of the roof with the rope running over the peak when his wife decided to make a grocery run. He was pretty messed up but survived.
But at least there was nothing shoved up his rectum.
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Post by Village Idiot on Jan 2, 2021 22:39:56 GMT -5
There might have been after the accident.
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