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Post by aquaduct on May 12, 2022 11:40:00 GMT -5
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Dub
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I'm gettin' so the past is the only thing I can remember.
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Post by Dub on May 12, 2022 13:46:05 GMT -5
Q: Say, have you worked here all your life?
A: Not yet.
I had to laugh at these two paragraphs.
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 12, 2022 14:32:13 GMT -5
Another, and most important, key to job longevity is don't piss anyone off.
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 12, 2022 14:33:42 GMT -5
Oh, and turn down all raises so you don't attract the attention of the bean counters.
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Dub
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Post by Dub on May 12, 2022 14:41:17 GMT -5
Another, and most important, key to job longevity is don't piss anyone off. Oh, and turn down all raises so you don't attract the attention of the bean counters. I managed to ignore both of those guidelines. At least when the axe finally fell, I had my “points” in and hit 60 just as my six month severance expired. Hard to believe that was 20 years ago. |
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Post by kbcolorado on May 13, 2022 8:51:34 GMT -5
Guinness World Records did not note when, or if, Orthmann plans to retire.
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