Apparently I'm special.

[majorminor]

I always suspected that was the case and this e mail I just received confirms it.

I am Hilthom Rothschild, member of the Rothschild family, one of the 13 families of the Illuminati brotherhood.
I'm here to let you know that you've reached the age of majority and are eligible to participate in worldbuilding. It is a calling and a privilege to honor you with pride and gratitude, for not all will be chosen by the LIGHT, many are called but only a few are chosen (Matthew 22:14) and you are the chosen one☝for you are not a mere human or mortal that chose you, but it is the vibration and your level of sensitivity to world events that drew LIGHT to you. There is a certain vibrational level and spirituality that when everyone reaches it, the LIGHT distinguishes them by greatness making them the elect declared in Matthew 22:14.
I am here to help and assist you in answering your call to introduce you to the brotherhood of the Illuminati for your proper initiation. We can only assist, guide, teach and present, but we cannot decide for you.
If you are interested in becoming a member of the great
The illuminati so get back to us for more information and explanations on joining the illuminati.
Please respond to our direct recruiting email only to: [e-mail]
For further instructions on our membership process.
The Illuminati.

[millring]

I chose to join the Aluminati instead. I will never rust.

[Cosmic Wonder]

Jan 31, 2023 13:08:16 GMT -5 millring said:

I chose to join the Aluminati instead. I will never rust.

So you are getting an Airstream?

Mike

[Shannon]

That's just weird.

[Marty]

The link will take you to a survey or questionnaire and while you are distracted by that they will mine your computer. Or, try to get you to give them personal info.

[Dub]

Jan 31, 2023 13:03:12 GMT -5 majorminor said:

I always suspected that was the case and this e mail I just received confirms it.

Oh, sure. And all I get is an entry in Who's Who.

[aquaduct]

I'm spatial.

[aquaduct]

You've reached the age of majority. That's right after the age of Aquarius.

[Marshall]

Cool !

[aquaduct]

Jan 31, 2023 14:25:21 GMT -5 Dub said:

Jan 31, 2023 13:03:12 GMT -5 majorminor said:

I always suspected that was the case and this e mail I just received confirms it.

Oh, sure. And all I get is an entry in Who's Who.

But at least Horton can hear you twice as good.

[howard lee]

Rimshot! Peter is on a roll.

instantrimshot.com/

[Village Idiot]

I always knew you were a reptilian, Steve. I could see it in your eyes.

[david]

Steve,
We have all known that you are special. It does not take a giant brain to understand that a guy keeping f-ing horses, living in f-ing Montana, with current sub zero temps, is special. The "Rothschild" family might be onto something, but we have all realized that you are a special individual.
Stay warm and keep the griz outside your doors.

[dradtke]

Aren't you special?

But it must be real, since only the authentic Illuminati would combine Matthew with a 666 email address.

[TKennedy]

We went to the grocery store in Central City NE a while back and the total was like $66.66. The clerk turned white and in a hushed tone exclaimed “the sign of the beast”

[aquaduct]

Feb 1, 2023 9:55:19 GMT -5 TKennedy said:

We went to the grocery store in Central City NE a while back and the total was like $66.66. The clerk turned white and in a hushed tone exclaimed “the sign of the beast”

That's 4 sixes. The sign of the plus sized beast.

[Rob Hanesworth]

Gas today is $3.33. Half evil.

[Marshall]

Feb 1, 2023 9:55:19 GMT -5 TKennedy said:

We went to the grocery store in Central City NE a while back and the total was like $66.66. The clerk turned white and in a hushed tone exclaimed “the sign of the beast”

And you said, "Bwaaa haaa haaa! Yes my dear. Are you one of us?"