The Life of a Lesbian!

[epaul]

The way things are going, I might have to file a 1099.

I got a call from the director of the Empire Arts Center and she talked me into playing the role of the photographer in this summer's production of "Tony 'n' Tina's Wedding", a seven night extravaganza that begins in the theater and ends in the rented-out Eagles club for an interactive reception/dinner theater, for which I will be paid $300!

And, through my "connections", I just got hired to be an actor in a commercial being filmed for "Harry's Steakhouse" (our one and only premier steakhouse and one of the Empire's cherished sponsors), for which I will get a free meal on the day of the shooting and a $75 "Harry's" gift certificate. Not bad for a couple hours work.

And it sounds like I will have to sub a night for buddy and run the lights one night for "Shrek, the musical" at the FireHall, for which I will pick up another $75.


This acting business could turn into a pretty lucrative gig. Between this and the Duck Band I can envision, um..., something.

[epaul]

(maybe I will finally be able to afford that horse I have always wanted)

[Village Idiot]

Would Harry's Steakhouse be interested in the Duck band?

[majorminor]

Jun 2, 2023 10:21:27 GMT -5 epaul said:

(maybe I will finally be able to afford that horse I have always wanted)

Have I taught you nothing!?

[epaul]

Jun 2, 2023 10:22:49 GMT -5 Village Idiot said:

Would Harry's Steakhouse be interested in the Duck band?

I checked out Harry's menu. I don't think it would be a safe place for the Duck Band.

[TKennedy]

If you are going to hang with the lesbians you need to get a Subaru. I have a 2007 Outback I’d be willing to deal on.

[epaul]

Jun 2, 2023 10:29:41 GMT -5 majorminor said:

Jun 2, 2023 10:21:27 GMT -5 epaul said:

(maybe I will finally be able to afford that horse I have always wanted)

Have I taught you nothing!?

Oh, but you have, Obi Wan Major! For the good life, move to Montana and get a horse or two.

[Rob Hanesworth]

Jun 2, 2023 10:22:49 GMT -5 Village Idiot said:

Would Harry's Steakhouse be interested in the Duck band?

Probably only in a Sweeney Todd sort of way.

[dradtke]

Jun 2, 2023 10:34:43 GMT -5 TKennedy said:

If you are going to hang with the lesbians you need to get a Subaru. I have a 2007 Outback I’d be willing to deal on.

We bought a Subaru. My question is: does the COEXIST bumper sticker show up in the mail automatically, or do we have to go buy one?

[TKennedy]

All I got was an Eddie Bauer fleece.

[millring]

I've been fleeced by Eddie Bauer. I shoulda waited for the sale price.

[coachdoc]

Jun 4, 2023 7:41:02 GMT -5 millring said:

I've been fleeced by Eddie Bauer. I shoulda waited for the sale price.

LL Beans , too.