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Post by RickW on Jan 6, 2024 20:41:02 GMT -5
I have often said wives should come with a teleprompter built into their forehead. That would save me from all those times Nancy says "Ok, Rob, now you say..." What I’d actually like is a replay button, so when she says something and glares at me expectantly with that, “we’ve discussed this” look on her face, I can call up the original conversation.
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Post by Cosmic Wonder on Jan 6, 2024 22:29:54 GMT -5
You want to prove your wife is wrong? Rick, you are living dangerously.
Mike
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Post by aquaduct on Jan 6, 2024 22:31:11 GMT -5
I generally only watch things that don't involve actually understanding much of the dialog.
Like about a month ago, my boy and his fiancé were at the house and he decided to bring up a movie called "Nobody" that he loved. Great movie. Lots of bad people thoroughly jacked up. Maybe caught about 70% of the dialog between loud gun fire. Had a hell of a time.
Never missed the dumb 30% of the dialog.
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Post by aquaduct on Jan 6, 2024 22:34:52 GMT -5
I have often said wives should come with a teleprompter built into their forehead. That would save me from all those times Nancy says "Ok, Rob, now you say..." What I’d actually like is a replay button, so when she says something and glares at me expectantly with that, “we’ve discussed this” look on her face, I can call up the original conversation. Just learn to reflexively say, "Huh". No commitment. No agreement or dissent. Just, "huh? Ideally, repeat 3 times or more. At that point she'll take care of it herself. Win/win in my book.
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Post by aquaduct on Jan 6, 2024 22:40:37 GMT -5
Now, at some point your wife will likely take you to Costco to have your hearing checked.
Object. Strenuously. No, dammit, I hear just fine.
Sail through the check flawlessly and get told "your hearing is exactly what we'd expect at your age".
Smile, be grateful.
And on the way out of the Costco, say, "huh?" and the whole process starts over again.
Bullet proof I tell you. Bullet proof.
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