Willie's 90s ish birthday and his old poem

[t-bob]

Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person.
So simple, yet so profound!

The Penis Poem
by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

[TKennedy]

I read a little book by Willie a while back, it had some good jokes. A couple -

At Christmas time a mailman knocked on a resident’s door to deliver a package.

He was greeted by a beautiful wife in a skimpy nightgown who grabbed him, let him to the bedroom and they had passionate sex.

She then took him to the kitchen and made him a nice breakfast and gave him a dollar.

The stunned mailman said something to the effect of “lady what the heck was that all about?l

She replied “Well I asked my husband what should we do for the mailman this Christmas? He said f#$! him, give him a dollar.”

“Breakfast was my idea”


A collector of western art commissioned a famous artist to paint a large work attempting to depict Custer’s emotions at the Little Big Horn.

After a long wait with numerous phone calls the work was unveiled.

It depicted Custer on a small mound surrounded by hundreds of Indians having sex.

The collector was furious but the artist suggested he read the small brass plate on the bottom which read “Never In My Life Have I Seen So Many F#$!!’n Indians”

[concertinagirl]

Apr 23, 2024 15:42:34 GMT -5 TKennedy said:

I read a little book by Willie a while back, it had some good jokes. A couple -

At Christmas time a mailman knocked on a resident’s door to deliver a package.

He was greeted by a beautiful wife in a skimpy nightgown who grabbed him, let him to the bedroom and they had passionate sex.

She then took him to the kitchen and made him a nice breakfast and gave him a dollar.

The stunned mailman said something to the effect of “lady what the heck was that all about?l

She replied “Well I asked my husband what should we do for the mailman this Christmas? He said f#$! him, give him a dollar.”

“Breakfast was my idea”


A collector of western art commissioned a famous artist to paint a large work attempting to depict Custer’s emotions at the Little Big Horn.

After a long wait with numerous phone calls the work was unveiled.

It depicted Custer on a small mound surrounded by hundreds of Indians having sex.

The collector was furious but the artist suggested he read the small brass plate on the bottom which read “Never In My Life Have I Seen So Many F#$!!’n Indians”

I have read that book (several times). Loved it!

[concertinagirl]

Apr 23, 2024 14:35:26 GMT -5 t-bob said:

Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person.
So simple, yet so profound!

The Penis Poem
by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Going to see Willie in concert at the end of May.  I am so looking forward to it.