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Post by PaulKay on Oct 21, 2006 14:12:39 GMT -5
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. So be brief with people. 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
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Post by Cornflake on Oct 21, 2006 14:26:16 GMT -5
Laughing here.
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Post by guitone on Oct 21, 2006 14:41:13 GMT -5
I can't find fault with any of them.....
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Post by iamjohnne on Oct 21, 2006 16:49:46 GMT -5
I like the one about the duct tape. I usally call it 'baby-sitter on a roll'.
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Post by TDR on Oct 22, 2006 19:41:17 GMT -5
For #7, could I use the same guy I use in #2 instead? I really don't like hammering my fingers. Done that once too often.
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