Here's one for you, Bill and other editors.

[t-bob]

Unfortunate cancellation of a reward trip for the top 15 sales reps in our company. In response some nimrod sent this to 300+ sales people and the entire management team, right up to the CEO.

Well I am sorry to all inner circle winners this year
that your award was been cancelled this year.
As a part of the winning team the innercircle are are the top on the pile and
it is kind of like winning the super bowel and the NFL
tells you that we are sorry team, no super bowel ring this year.

[billhammond]

That reminds me -- did I mention that the test results on my polyp show that it was benign?

I have SUPER BOWELS!

[paulschlimm]

His analogy is faulty anyway. If I won the Super Bowl and was told I would get no ring, I'd think, "Screw the ring, just pay me my bonus!"

[Supertramp78]

Who wants a ring in their bowel anyway?

[patrick]

How high-ranking was the nimrod?

That sounds like a job opening up.