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Post by t-bob on Apr 20, 2009 18:48:44 GMT -5
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a
shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a dumb ass. He
glared at me
and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Theresa called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the
windshield with the first.. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he
wrote.
Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home. We try to have a
little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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Post by iamjohnne on Apr 21, 2009 7:04:46 GMT -5
OH T-Bob, no you dinnent!!!
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Post by TDR on Apr 23, 2009 0:27:46 GMT -5
For some reason that one reminds me of this one:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf country club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Post by Marshall on Apr 23, 2009 8:43:54 GMT -5
I forwarcded the senior joke off to my wife who is a social worker at the Senior Social Service Center.
Thanks.
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