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Post by John B on Nov 4, 2009 17:25:40 GMT -5
twitter.com/shitmydadsays- "Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."
- "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
- "If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."
- "I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."
- "You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."
- "Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."
- "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."
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Post by omaha on Nov 4, 2009 17:28:01 GMT -5
What's you gut say...is that guy for real, or just the work of an active and very clever imagination?
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Post by John B on Nov 4, 2009 17:30:37 GMT -5
I prefer not to ask myself that question - I don't want anything to spoil it...
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Post by Russell Letson on Nov 4, 2009 17:32:23 GMT -5
My father would never have said "I can get behind that." At least, not until he had mastered "I can dig it" and "Kewl!" I smell either a fake--or a real young dad.
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Post by theevan on Nov 4, 2009 17:49:02 GMT -5
Look, this guy's dad is probably way younger than me. Can you dig that?
I'm with John. I don't want to spoil it.
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Post by theevan on Nov 4, 2009 17:49:38 GMT -5
Oh wait. He's 73. Never mind.
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Post by Russell Letson on Nov 4, 2009 18:53:45 GMT -5
Uh huh. I'm only 64, and I've never in my life gotten behind anything that wasn't stuck in a snowdrift.
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Post by billhammond on Nov 4, 2009 18:55:59 GMT -5
Uh huh. I'm only 64, and I've never in my life gotten behind anything that wasn't stuck in a snowdrift. One of those rare times when you can say "only 64," huh, Russ?  |
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Post by Russell Letson on Nov 4, 2009 18:57:28 GMT -5
Naw, I say it almost every Sunday when I talk to Mom.
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Post by TKennedy on Nov 4, 2009 18:58:11 GMT -5
My dad never got past "That's Swell" and "Scram"
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Post by TDR on Nov 4, 2009 19:52:22 GMT -5
"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."
Wouldn't that be a sweet gig. Can I get some lawyer type to set that up for me?
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Post by Russell Letson on Nov 4, 2009 21:14:51 GMT -5
I have it on good authority (he wishes to remain anomymous but his name starts with Z) that lazy didn't even originate with our species. My informant assures me that he has seen Neanderthals using blunt sticks because they were too indolent to put points of them. And going through midden-heaps looking for bits of chipped flint that were "close enough for skinning work" without any further knapping.
When I pointed out that he lived in a cave because it was too much trouble to build a lean-to, all he said was, "Yeah, whatever."
His cave, I should point out, overlooks a valley.
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