A little Sunday humor

[t-bob]

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is called Amoxicillin & Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.


Also considered were:
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer... It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one!

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'…

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.

[Fingerplucked]

Mount & Do. Hah!

[omaha]

Did you hear what happened when Hugh Hefner mixed Viagra with prune juice?



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He didn't know if he was coming or going. <RIMSHOT!>

[TKennedy]

Organic chemists recently synthesized a compound that was a Benzene ring with attached Nitrogen/Oxygen(NO) radicals in six positions. It's called NoAcetol