Post by loopysanchez on Oct 2, 2006 9:48:41 GMT -5
Cribbs,
Just wanted to share in the agony I'm feeling today having finished in second place in our fantasy baseball league to a fine gentleman by the name of Naeem Siddiqui who:
a) I only asked to join the league to fill up an extra slot to spread out the talent and keep it from being a league full of all-star teams,
b) Only agreed to join out of a sense of workplace comraderie, having been only recently hired prior to the start of the baseball season,
c) Knows absoloutely diddly-squat about the sport of baseball beyond which end of the bat you're supposed to hold,
d) Never touched his lineup after the first two weeks of the season, and did so then only with our direction, since we felt sorry for him and wanted to help him have fun competing,
e) Somehow managed to play the entire season without a starting shortstop, leaving him a player short for accumulating all offensive stats,
-and-
f) No longer even works for our company, having gone back to his previous job a couple of weeks ago after I spent six months training him enough to make him an asset to our department.
Please excuse me now while I vomit into my mouth a little.
Just wanted to share in the agony I'm feeling today having finished in second place in our fantasy baseball league to a fine gentleman by the name of Naeem Siddiqui who:
a) I only asked to join the league to fill up an extra slot to spread out the talent and keep it from being a league full of all-star teams,
b) Only agreed to join out of a sense of workplace comraderie, having been only recently hired prior to the start of the baseball season,
c) Knows absoloutely diddly-squat about the sport of baseball beyond which end of the bat you're supposed to hold,
d) Never touched his lineup after the first two weeks of the season, and did so then only with our direction, since we felt sorry for him and wanted to help him have fun competing,
e) Somehow managed to play the entire season without a starting shortstop, leaving him a player short for accumulating all offensive stats,
-and-
f) No longer even works for our company, having gone back to his previous job a couple of weeks ago after I spent six months training him enough to make him an asset to our department.
Please excuse me now while I vomit into my mouth a little.
