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Post by Supertramp78 on Mar 4, 2013 12:22:51 GMT -5
Yesterday morning there was a knock on our front door. In keeping with our normal practice when it is early, we peeked out the window to see if there was a car parked out front. If there is a car, it might be my folks. If there isn't, then it is someone going door to door and we ignore those folks. We ignored these folks. Later in the day I went outside to discover a pamphlet had been stuck in my door. Yup, Jehovah's Witnesses had struck. I can't find a photo of the pamphlet they left, but on the cover is a big smiling portrait of Kenny Loggins.  After I read it I realized that it was supposed to be Jesus. Sure looked like Kenny Loggins. |
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Post by aquaduct on Mar 4, 2013 12:43:45 GMT -5
Damn. That would have been fun.
"So, what's Jehovah done since Footloose?"
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Post by aquaduct on Mar 4, 2013 12:45:57 GMT -5
"I'm alright,"
don't nobody worry 'bout me;
I'm alright,
but you are definitely going to hell"
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Post by Marshall on Mar 4, 2013 13:20:05 GMT -5
It's a little known fact. Kenny Loggins is Jesus.
He's just hanging out in disguise to check up on the flock. The disguise helps control the riff-raff.
"Even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with your honey.
And everything will bring a chain of love. "
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Post by mccoyblues on Mar 4, 2013 14:52:54 GMT -5
it is a little known fact that Kenny Loggins has had a lengthy career posing as a Jesus photo impersonator.   |
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Post by iamjohnne on Mar 4, 2013 22:47:22 GMT -5
Y'all realize you could be going to hell.
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Post by aquaduct on Mar 4, 2013 22:53:28 GMT -5
Y'all realize you could be going to hell. Could be? |
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Post by mccoyblues on Mar 5, 2013 8:34:03 GMT -5
My trip has already been planned, I'm just facilitatin' the move!
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Post by dradtke on Mar 5, 2013 13:22:35 GMT -5
Ah, but Kenny will save us.
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Post by Marshall on Mar 5, 2013 13:42:10 GMT -5
Not to worry.
Evan says God has a sense of humor; why else would he make Jessica Simpson?
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Post by iamjohnne on Mar 5, 2013 15:13:31 GMT -5
You guys are nuts.
Evan is right though, He does have a sense of humor. Definitely right about Jessica, besides that look at Nike Minaj.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2013 21:35:25 GMT -5
Y'all realize you could be going to hell. I figure I've got one foot in the door and the other on a banana peel. |
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Post by frazer on Mar 5, 2013 22:01:31 GMT -5
maybe not hell, but Mr. Loggins has certainly taken the Highway to the Danger Zone, which sounds quite..... dangerous
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2013 7:12:54 GMT -5
Doesn't look even a bit Jewish to me. |
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Mar 6, 2013 8:38:56 GMT -5
If the U.S. Post Office goes out of business we can have the Jehovah's Witnesses deliver the mail. They are in the neighborhood anyway.
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