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Post by coachdoc on Nov 21, 2016 16:24:52 GMT -5
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Post by coachdoc on Nov 21, 2016 16:28:48 GMT -5
Pull the string reminds me of the Johnny Cash parody:
'I keep my pants up with a length of twine
Because your mine
Pleas pull the twine.'
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Post by Doug on Nov 21, 2016 17:28:28 GMT -5
Pull the string reminds me of the Johnny Cash parody: 'I keep my pants up with a length of twine Because your mine Pleas pull the twine.' I might have to stick that in.  Sometimes I do All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann All day all night, Mary Ann Who the hell do you think I am, Superman |
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Post by Dub on Nov 21, 2016 22:00:40 GMT -5
The Chips…
Bow bow bow, um do that again, bow bow bow
Covered twenty-five years later by The Blues Brothers.
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Post by Village Idiot on Nov 21, 2016 22:18:29 GMT -5
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Post by Village Idiot on Nov 21, 2016 22:24:27 GMT -5
In the desert you can remember your name,
For there ain’t no-one for to give you no pain.
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Post by coachdoc on Nov 22, 2016 9:35:55 GMT -5
Really. I have no clue. Are you gonna make me Google it? |
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Post by Village Idiot on Nov 22, 2016 9:41:46 GMT -5
No. Somebody will tell us.
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Post by Shannon on Nov 22, 2016 10:15:39 GMT -5
From Lobo
When I saw you standing there
I 'bout fell out my chair (sober up, would you?)
and
Me and you, and a dog named Boo (who names a dog "Boo?")
From Neil Diamond
I am, I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all, (and you expected what, exactly, if no one was there?)
Not even the chair (um, chairs have never been good listeners. They don't have ears)
The columnist Dave Barry once asked his readers to send in their nominations for the dumbest song lyrics. He wrote several columns discussing their submissions, and later compiled them into a book. It is some of the funniest stuff I ever read.
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Post by xyrn on Nov 22, 2016 12:02:55 GMT -5
Well the bird bird bird, bird is the word, bird bird bird.......
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Post by loopysanchez on Nov 22, 2016 12:35:19 GMT -5
I think this will make 4 posts with America lyrics:
"The heat was hot"
"There were rocks and birds and plants and things"
I would be ok with our nation changing its name just to eliminate any association with that shitty band.
I have to admit though, one of my funniest concert memories was seeing them perform at Riverfest in Gadsden, AL ca. 2002, on a May evening that was unseasonably cold (low 40's). Both dudes, expecting warm temps playing a southern gig in May, were in Hawaiian shirts and shorts, and their hands were so frozen that playing an acoustic guitar (especially a 12-string) was painful to do, watch, and hear.
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Post by Shannon on Nov 22, 2016 14:04:44 GMT -5
I think this will make 4 posts with America lyrics: "The heat was hot" "There were rocks and birds and plants and things" I would be ok with our nation changing its name just to eliminate any association with that shitty band. Hey, isn't Trump supposed to make America great again? |
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Post by Chesapeake on Nov 22, 2016 18:42:45 GMT -5
Young Vandy in his pain put a bullet to his brain
Maybe this belongs in a separate category, like, most jarring lyric in an otherwise wonderful song. From time to time over the years I've tried to improve on it (you're welcome, Steve), but no success.
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Post by coachdoc on Nov 22, 2016 19:22:23 GMT -5
Young Vandy in his pain put a bullet to his brainMaybe this belongs in a separate category, like, most jarring lyric in an otherwise wonderful song. From time to time over the years I've tried to improve on it (you're welcome, Steve), but no success. That's the one that rocks me. Put a bullet through his brain, what a hoot, and it's an icky rhyme. Hot damn. |
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Post by coachdoc on Nov 22, 2016 20:17:06 GMT -5
OK. Time to find an alternate rhyme to 'put a bullet through his brain.'
Jumped in front of a train?
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Post by Village Idiot on Nov 22, 2016 20:26:45 GMT -5
Young Vandy in his pain
Ate a Maidrite for his gain
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Post by Chesapeake on Nov 22, 2016 21:12:27 GMT -5
Young Vandy he was so distraught he let downfall his tears of salt.
Young Vandy couldn't handle it; he learned to play the mandolin.
Young Vandy he was so distressed he took up wearing a dress.
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Post by Village Idiot on Nov 22, 2016 21:31:22 GMT -5
There once was a man named Vandy
Who thought of Darcy as candy
He loved her so much
He shot his brain to mush
But the resulting song was just dandy
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Post by coachdoc on Nov 23, 2016 6:51:41 GMT -5
There once was a man named Vandy Who thought of Darcy as candy He loved her so much He shot his brain to mush But the resulting song was just dandy Hall of Fame material, Mr. Frank. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2016 8:03:12 GMT -5
Saw a spot on the body look nice with a tattoo
With my name, but didn't want to jump the gun
I Didn't Know how many n&*#@as was humping hon
I said I never seen a face like yours before
And I been around some cute whores before
That either me or my boys tore it up before
So I'm hoping you different
Jay Z...
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