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Post by millring on Nov 23, 2016 8:31:32 GMT -5
From Lobo When I saw you standing there I 'bout fell out my chair (sober up, would you?) and Me and you, and a dog named Boo (who names a dog "Boo?") From Neil Diamond I am, I said To no one there And no one heard at all, (and you expected what, exactly, if no one was there?) Not even the chair (um, chairs have never been good listeners. They don't have ears) The columnist Dave Barry once asked his readers to send in their nominations for the dumbest song lyrics. He wrote several columns discussing their submissions, and later compiled them into a book. It is some of the funniest stuff I ever read. Barry pans Diamond for the "chair" lyric, while David gets a pass. Life ain't fair. |
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Post by dradtke on Nov 23, 2016 12:16:42 GMT -5
I think this will make 4 posts with America lyrics: "The heat was hot" "There were rocks and birds and plants and things" So the redneck asks the hippy, "Why do you hate America?" And the hippy says, "Cause they write shitty lyrics." |
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Post by Village Idiot on Nov 23, 2016 14:34:40 GMT -5
Winnie the Pooh doesnt' know what to do
He's got a honey pot stuck on his nose
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Post by TKennedy on Nov 23, 2016 21:17:07 GMT -5
"Knights in white satin."
Why the hell would a knight wear sissy clothes. Makes no sense.
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Post by Village Idiot on Nov 23, 2016 22:24:58 GMT -5
Is someone please going to tell Coachdoc and I who Sia is?
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Post by jdd2 on Nov 24, 2016 5:49:14 GMT -5
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Post by brucemacneill on Nov 24, 2016 6:00:02 GMT -5
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