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Post by t-bob on Jun 7, 2017 1:26:05 GMT -5
This is NOT a pushover test.
There are 20 questions. Average score is 10.
This one will be difficult for the younger set.
Have fun, but no peeking!
I got 19.
Good luck, youngsters and senile cronies.
1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil
2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay
3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered
4. Good night David.
A.. Good night Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve
5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend....
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo
7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom
8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines
9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time
10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu
12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Staubach
E. Joe Montana egg
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway
13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya
14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry hill
15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G Jay Leno
16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. I wonder, wonder, who...
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?
18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you for get it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto
19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV
20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F.. Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
G. Come in colors
Below are the right answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20.F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
Don't forget to put your score in the subject line, when you forward this on.
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Post by aquaduct on Jun 7, 2017 5:35:23 GMT -5
19. Guess I'm not as young as I thought I was.
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Post by brucemacneill on Jun 7, 2017 5:42:26 GMT -5
Got 'em all so I am old.
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Post by Doug on Jun 7, 2017 6:51:27 GMT -5
How could you miss any of them.  |
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Post by theevan on Jun 7, 2017 6:57:42 GMT -5
Hmph, 18. I moved 30 to 40. And what do I know of Peter Pan?
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Post by billhammond on Jun 7, 2017 7:05:54 GMT -5
Piece of cake, I scored 21.
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Post by Marty on Jun 7, 2017 7:11:56 GMT -5
Missed #4
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 7:37:09 GMT -5
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Post by Dub on Jun 7, 2017 8:38:01 GMT -5
20 for me. Didn't need the list of choices in any of the questions. That stuff is like breathing. The really serious questions are things like the location of my eyeglasses and where am I supposed to be at 10:00 AM.
I agree with Tom about the misattribution in no. 19. I didn't go so far as to look it up but knew it was wrong.
For extra credit complete the following from memory:
21. Pepsi Cola hits the spot, _________________
22. Use _______, the foaming cleanser.
23. ___________suits you to a T.
24. LSMFT
25. __________ beats the sun.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 7, 2017 8:42:17 GMT -5
20 for me. Didn't need the list of choices in any of the questions. That stuff is like breathing. The really serious questions are things like the location of my eyeglasses and where am I supposed to be at 10:00 AM. I agree with Tom about the misattribution in no. 19. I didn't go so far as to look it up but knew it was wrong. For extra credit complete the following from memory: 21. Pepsi Cola hits the spot, _________________ 22. Use _______, the foaming cleanser. 23. ___________suits you to a T. 24. LSMFT 25. __________ beats the sun. Of those, only 24 springs to mind, and reminds me of a juvenile joke for those initials -- Loose Straps Mean Flabby T**s |
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Post by millring on Jun 7, 2017 8:51:09 GMT -5
For extra credit complete the following from memory: 21. Pepsi Cola hits the spot, _________________ 22. Use _______, the foaming cleanser. 23. ___________suits you to a T. 24. LSMFT 25. __________ beats the sun. 21. Pepsi Cola hits the spot, which is why they called the ASPCA on Pepsi. Spot is expected to fully recover. 22. Use rabid dogs, the foaming cleanser. 23. A steak bone suits you to a T. 24. MAO/LMAO 25. VY Canis Majoris beats the sun. |
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Post by Doug on Jun 7, 2017 8:57:16 GMT -5
20 for me. Didn't need the list of choices in any of the questions. That stuff is like breathing. The really serious questions are things like the location of my eyeglasses and where am I supposed to be at 10:00 AM. I agree with Tom about the misattribution in no. 19. I didn't go so far as to look it up but knew it was wrong. For extra credit complete the following from memory: 21. Pepsi Cola hits the spot, _________________ 22. Use _______, the foaming cleanser. 23. ___________suits you to a T. 24. LSMFT 25. __________ beats the sun. Of those, only 24 springs to mind, and reminds me of a juvenile joke for those initials -- Loose Straps Mean Flabby T**s When I learned that it was "floppy" not flabby. |
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Post by drlj on Jun 7, 2017 9:13:52 GMT -5
Too easy. Got them all.
Back in the hills we had a few.
If you touch my still, I will kill you.
If you touch my sister, I will kill you.
Copenhagen: Damn fine tobakky.
Possums. It's what's fer dinner.
Vegetables. What the hell is them about?
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Post by billhammond on Jun 7, 2017 9:24:59 GMT -5
Of those, only 24 springs to mind, and reminds me of a juvenile joke for those initials -- Loose Straps Mean Flabby T**s When I learned that it was "floppy" not flabby. "Floppy" makes more sense, I was prolly faulty in my memory. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 9:46:27 GMT -5
If you remember watching Howdy Doody, you may remember Romper Room and The Gale Storm Show.
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Post by Dub on Jun 7, 2017 9:54:57 GMT -5
If you remember watching Howdy Doody, you may remember Romper Room and The Gale Storm Show. My Little Margie |
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Post by brucemacneill on Jun 7, 2017 11:45:32 GMT -5
Rin Tin Tin.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 12:06:09 GMT -5
20 for me. Didn't need the list of choices in any of the questions. That stuff is like breathing. The really serious questions are things like the location of my eyeglasses and where am I supposed to be at 10:00 AM. I agree with Tom about the misattribution in no. 19. I didn't go so far as to look it up but knew it was wrong. He did have a song called Trust Yourself but any answer was as good as the next considering he may have or may not have said them, as well. I'm giving myself 20 too.  |
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Post by Dub on Jun 7, 2017 12:35:05 GMT -5
Answer to 21: Pepsi Cola hits the spot, twelve full ounces that's a lot, twice as much and a nickel too, Pepsi Cola is the drink for you. Nickel, nickel, nickel, nickel, …
On edit: As I recall, the nickel didn't include the two cent bottle deposit. The deposit wasn't to encourage recycling, it was the bottler actually wanting the bottles back for reuse. Each new bottle cost them seven cents. Bottlers had huge bottle washing machines that would automatically lift returned bottles from wooden cases, wash and sterilize them, then feed them directly into the bottling conveyor.
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Post by coachdoc on Jun 7, 2017 13:07:09 GMT -5
Here's the Veggies:
Collared greens, collared greens
Good ole collared greens
It's corn bread and butter milk
And good ole collared greens.
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