This is a voicemail - I deleted it.

[t-bob]

This is a transcription BETA - voicemail

“Hi this is Linda I'm calling with the student loan advisory board I'm just reaching out to you in regards to your federal student loan balances and I do have some great news you've been prequalified for the student loan forgiveness program however it's imperative that I speak to you just as soon as possible before these programs change so give me a call you can reach me at 866-366-2616 and I look forward to speaking with you soon have a blessed day…”

When I see it “have a blessed day” blech
it’s not a real genuine one

[Village Idiot]

You’re not 30 years old, Tbob?

[Cosmic Wonder]

Bob, if you send me a bottle of bourbon, I’ll forgive all your student loans. If you send me two bottles, I’ll include a prayer cloth from the serape Jesus wore on his way to see the Grateful Dead show at the Fillmore West.

Mike

[t-bob]

Oct 22, 2019 21:43:21 GMT -5 Village Idiot said:

You’re not 30 years old, Tbob?

Village Idiot- Maybe I was on a wagon, I got thrown on a rock and my marbles was changed. Or maybe I had a stroke? why my brain is messed up? Or maybe I just ate too many Owleys.
I’m not 30 years old.