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Post by Marshall on Jun 12, 2024 21:04:01 GMT -5
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Post by epaul on Jun 13, 2024 9:46:31 GMT -5
During a Cantata rehearsal a few Christmases ago, the director was urging us basses to try make it seamlessly through this one particular phrase without breaking to take a breath. "We can try", I replied, "but we all have issues with premature exhalation."
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jun 17, 2024 21:09:39 GMT -5
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Post by Cornflake on Jul 1, 2024 13:38:51 GMT -5
Boomer selfie.  |
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Post by Marshall on Jul 2, 2024 9:08:02 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jul 2, 2024 9:09:14 GMT -5
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Post by John B on Jul 3, 2024 7:27:15 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jul 4, 2024 15:50:34 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jul 7, 2024 13:46:03 GMT -5
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Post by howard lee on Jul 11, 2024 15:26:58 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jul 22, 2024 13:40:58 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jul 22, 2024 13:42:27 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jul 26, 2024 12:28:09 GMT -5
I saw this on Facebook in a group called Attractive Log Cabins. No indication of where it is. Not our normal meme post, but interesting.  |
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Aug 10, 2024 12:18:24 GMT -5
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Post by billhammond on Aug 14, 2024 19:12:26 GMT -5
Onion News
WASHINGTON — Lambasting the Democratic vice presidential candidate across social media platforms, J.D. Vance reportedly accused Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz on Tuesday of stolen valor for wearing an apron that said “Grill Master.” “Tim Walz is a liar — he has never attained the rank of grill master,” said Vance, attacking Walz for misrepresenting his culinary record in what he claimed was an affront to the real, brave grill masters who wielded spatulas every day. “I know for a fact that Tim Walz was indoors, in the kitchen, when he wore that grill master apron. I wonder, has he ever been on a real deck? I heard he even abandoned his barbecue when the ice cream truck went by.” At press time, Vance was fending off criticism that he himself had only ever used a George Foreman electric grill.
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Aug 15, 2024 16:02:46 GMT -5
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Aug 15, 2024 16:04:43 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Aug 16, 2024 9:50:33 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Aug 16, 2024 9:51:32 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Aug 16, 2024 9:52:40 GMT -5
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