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Post by Marshall on Aug 17, 2024 8:38:24 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Aug 17, 2024 16:59:45 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Aug 17, 2024 17:00:47 GMT -5
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Post by billhammond on Aug 17, 2024 17:40:30 GMT -5
Not getting the "K2" on the bucket. |
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Aug 17, 2024 18:04:55 GMT -5
Not getting the "K2" on the bucket. The K2 is one of several symbols that appear in each of his cartoons, along with the pie slice, a smoking pipe, a bird, and some others. The number by his signature is how many you should find in this cartoon. His two daughters names begin with K.  |
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Aug 17, 2024 18:15:18 GMT -5
See update to my response.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 25, 2024 13:22:06 GMT -5
 Stranded NASA Astronauts Take Emergency Slide Back to Earth
WASHINGTON (Onion News) — Given little choice but to deploy the safety measure, stranded NASA astronauts were forced to take an emergency slide back to earth, sources confirmed Friday. “After realizing that a mechanical failure had made it impossible to return to Earth in the Orion spacecraft, we released the 286-mile inflatable slide stored by the emergency exits,” said mission leader Ray Harmon, telling reporters that the assembled crew had lined up in an orderly fashion while holding their flotation devices in case they were sucked into the vacuum of space. “Fortunately we have protocols in place for this type of eventuality, and everything should go smoothly and comfortably for the passengers apart from a potential fall of a few dozen vertical miles if the slide lets out over a chasm or canyon.” At press time, Harmon confirmed that the ride down the slide had actually been kind of fun apart from burning up upon entry into the Earth’s atmosphere. |
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Post by Cornflake on Aug 30, 2024 18:42:05 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Sept 8, 2024 8:06:21 GMT -5
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Post by billhammond on Sept 13, 2024 18:08:51 GMT -5
Onion:
Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian
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Post by Marshall on Sept 14, 2024 8:05:59 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 14, 2024 8:06:56 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Sept 16, 2024 13:29:02 GMT -5
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Post by John B on Sept 27, 2024 20:21:29 GMT -5
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Post by billhammond on Sept 29, 2024 8:39:18 GMT -5
WALKER, MICH. (Onion News)
Plunking out a solo as the performance entered its 45th minute, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was reportedly forced to play the glockenspiel at a rally Friday after every musical artist in the country banned him from using their songs. “He started out with some sheet music, but within minutes he was just hammering away at the same few notes over and over,” rally-goer Ray Garza said as Trump regaled the crowd with a medley of public domain material, including “Alexander’s Ragtime Band” and “Take Me Out to The Ball Game.” “I’ve heard at other rallies he’ll go for hours at a time. At first I was kind of unsure, but he just has so much confidence. While I never really liked jazz before, he can improv on those keys, and it just keeps me hooked. I’m not sure if he really invented the glockenspiel, like he claimed, but he’s the best I’ve ever heard, and he says all of Kamala Harris’ glockenspiel performances are fake.”
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Oct 23, 2024 14:20:13 GMT -5
Joke of the Day 😎
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he could never testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the feckin trigger!"
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Post by John B on Nov 10, 2024 20:44:06 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Nov 11, 2024 12:33:25 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Nov 12, 2024 12:18:55 GMT -5
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