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Post by coachdoc on Apr 3, 2020 12:48:07 GMT -5
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Post by coachdoc on Apr 3, 2020 13:15:56 GMT -5
A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee and said, "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old Granddaughter drinks. And believe me it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta love Grandmas!
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Post by coachdoc on Apr 3, 2020 13:17:39 GMT -5
and...
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A+.
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Post by millring on Apr 3, 2020 16:23:02 GMT -5
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Post by kbcolorado on Apr 6, 2020 11:44:19 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Apr 7, 2020 13:31:46 GMT -5
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Post by coachdoc on Apr 7, 2020 14:31:50 GMT -5
So stupid! I love it.
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Post by John B on Apr 7, 2020 17:09:00 GMT -5
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Post by james on Apr 7, 2020 22:40:09 GMT -5
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Post by kenlarsson on Apr 10, 2020 5:27:27 GMT -5
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Post by fauxmaha on Apr 10, 2020 9:43:38 GMT -5
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Post by majorminor on Apr 10, 2020 12:39:49 GMT -5
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Post by kenlarsson on Apr 11, 2020 11:26:05 GMT -5
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Post by kenlarsson on Apr 11, 2020 11:45:11 GMT -5
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Post by kenlarsson on Apr 12, 2020 11:51:37 GMT -5
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Post by sidheguitarmichael on Apr 12, 2020 19:47:29 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Apr 13, 2020 9:46:54 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Apr 14, 2020 6:52:56 GMT -5
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Post by kenlarsson on Apr 14, 2020 9:10:33 GMT -5
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Post by sidheguitarmichael on Apr 15, 2020 13:02:49 GMT -5
This isn’t political, it’s just spot-on.
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