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Post by Marshall on Sept 5, 2020 14:56:36 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 5, 2020 15:08:11 GMT -5
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Post by sidheguitarmichael on Sept 5, 2020 21:18:02 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 6, 2020 11:20:43 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 6, 2020 11:23:56 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Sept 6, 2020 11:53:01 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 7, 2020 9:05:21 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Sept 7, 2020 22:39:26 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 8, 2020 10:58:47 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 8, 2020 11:04:08 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 8, 2020 11:09:57 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 8, 2020 16:25:59 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Sept 8, 2020 17:00:35 GMT -5
This would have been me. And I would have spent the rest of the day arguing with the teacher, explaining that I answered the question that she actually asked, and not the one she thought she was asking. And I would have gone home still steamed that she couldn't see my point and give me the A I deserved.
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Post by Marshall on Sept 8, 2020 17:28:55 GMT -5
Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
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Post by millring on Sept 8, 2020 17:30:11 GMT -5
It always is. Like when they laid out the qwerty keyboard just so most people would type "teh" as often as they type "the".
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Post by coachdoc on Sept 8, 2020 19:29:17 GMT -5
It always is. Like when they laid out the qwerty keyboard just so most people would type "teh" as often as they type "the". They do??? Wow, I thought it was just me.
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Post by kenlarsson on Sept 10, 2020 5:53:14 GMT -5
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Post by kenlarsson on Sept 10, 2020 9:18:36 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Sept 10, 2020 10:28:07 GMT -5
Hell Explained The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... .....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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Post by millring on Sept 10, 2020 11:06:52 GMT -5
At their age, that Enterprise crew should all have donned red uniform shirts for the bottom photo.
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