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Post by Marshall on Apr 18, 2021 21:10:23 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Apr 18, 2021 22:08:48 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Apr 20, 2021 8:23:58 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Apr 23, 2021 13:37:59 GMT -5
My son is remodeling his bathroom. He posted this meme.
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Post by Marshall on Apr 27, 2021 9:02:27 GMT -5
The Quotes of Steven Wright: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? See Less
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Post by John B on May 2, 2021 12:53:04 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 10, 2021 20:16:47 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on May 11, 2021 14:12:01 GMT -5
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Post by kbcolorado on May 13, 2021 12:17:49 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 13, 2021 13:13:25 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 13, 2021 13:15:36 GMT -5
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Post by kbcolorado on May 16, 2021 12:13:07 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 17, 2021 12:07:16 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 18, 2021 19:03:41 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 27, 2021 20:37:31 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on May 27, 2021 20:38:50 GMT -5
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Post by brucemacneill on May 30, 2021 15:59:26 GMT -5
For Millring but you may need Facebook to see it:
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Post by Marshall on May 31, 2021 8:00:14 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jun 3, 2021 7:53:52 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jun 5, 2021 13:40:43 GMT -5
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