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Post by billhammond on Jun 27, 2022 12:43:55 GMT -5
Onion: O’Hare Airport Unveils New 950-Mile Moving Walkway to Dallas-Fort Worth
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Post by Cornflake on Jun 27, 2022 18:41:10 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jun 27, 2022 19:14:11 GMT -5
Onion: O’Hare Airport Unveils New 950-Mile Moving Walkway to Dallas-Fort Worth My late wife used to fly from Indianapolis to Chicago to visit friends who lived off of South Michigan Avenue. To pick her up at O'Hare they left their condo before she took off from Indy. |
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Post by james on Jun 29, 2022 15:26:26 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jun 30, 2022 20:08:22 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jun 30, 2022 21:18:19 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jun 30, 2022 21:21:20 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jun 30, 2022 21:22:47 GMT -5
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Post by billhammond on Jul 1, 2022 17:14:03 GMT -5
NEW YORK (Onion News) — In an effort to raise awareness of the medical procedure after the Supreme Court’s overturning of Roe v. Wade, Sesame Workshop released a public service announcement Thursday on preventing unwanted pregnancies that featured Elmo receiving a vasectomy. “There was a little pinch, but that was okay,” said Elmo, who explained to viewers that the elective surgical procedure for male sterilization was safe and over 99% effective in preventing pregnancy, making it a great option for people who don’t currently want to have children. “Elmo was real scared at first, but the nice nurse told Elmo that the doctor can reverse the vasectomy when I’m ready to be a daddy. It only took 15 minutes to make the two incisions on my scrotum, and then snip! Elmo’s infertile now!” Elmo then asked some local children to help him count up to seven to show viewers how many days of recovery he would need before being able to have sex again.
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Post by aquaduct on Jul 1, 2022 17:52:45 GMT -5
NEW YORK (Onion News) — In an effort to raise awareness of the medical procedure after the Supreme Court’s overturning of Roe v. Wade, Sesame Workshop released a public service announcement Thursday on preventing unwanted pregnancies that featured Elmo receiving a vasectomy. “There was a little pinch, but that was okay,” said Elmo, who explained to viewers that the elective surgical procedure for male sterilization was safe and over 99% effective in preventing pregnancy, making it a great option for people who don’t currently want to have children. “Elmo was real scared at first, but the nice nurse told Elmo that the doctor can reverse the vasectomy when I’m ready to be a daddy. It only took 15 minutes to make the two incisions on my scrotum, and then snip! Elmo’s infertile now!” Elmo then asked some local children to help him count up to seven to show viewers how many days of recovery he would need before being able to have sex again. Strange how Elmo couldn't just figure out how to keep his dick in his pants. |
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Post by Marshall on Jul 2, 2022 15:05:13 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jul 2, 2022 15:06:15 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jul 2, 2022 15:07:19 GMT -5
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Post by millring on Jul 3, 2022 8:11:15 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jul 3, 2022 15:44:10 GMT -5
Hello friends. Please keep your dogs and kids quiet this morning. Some of us have been lighting off fireworks all night and are tired 💥 Have a Happy 4th weekend everyone 😎
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Post by Marshall on Jul 8, 2022 13:30:37 GMT -5
4th of July  |
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Post by Marshall on Jul 8, 2022 13:31:47 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jul 8, 2022 15:07:14 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Jul 8, 2022 15:12:15 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Jul 11, 2022 9:45:59 GMT -5
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