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Post by t-bob on Mar 4, 2008 11:07:25 GMT -5
At the top of The Soundhole homepage
Hey, tequilabob, you have -1 messages, 0 are new.
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Post by Don Clark on Mar 4, 2008 11:12:21 GMT -5
Not seein' what you're seein'.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2008 11:12:31 GMT -5
At the top of the page on my computer it says "You have 2 messages, 0 are new".
That's because I've already read the messages, but haven't deleted them yet.
Tmo
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Post by Don Clark on Mar 4, 2008 11:19:21 GMT -5
Mornin' Tom.....nothing like a rational, common sense answer to alleviate Bob's question.  |
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Post by loopysanchez on Mar 4, 2008 11:44:53 GMT -5
T'bob, The negative one is for that time I didn't send you a message. Sorry 'bout that...
Want me to send you one now so the count goes up to zero?
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Post by Fingerplucked on Mar 4, 2008 11:54:07 GMT -5
So you owe it a message?
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Post by t-bob on Mar 4, 2008 11:57:06 GMT -5
T'bob, The negative one is for that time I didn't send you a message. Sorry 'bout that... Want me to send you one now so the count goes up to zero? Yeah, do it. |
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Post by loopysanchez on Mar 4, 2008 15:51:35 GMT -5
Ok, message sent. Anxiously awaiting the result...
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Post by Greg B on Mar 4, 2008 16:03:25 GMT -5
Reminds me of a joke:
A physicist, biologist and a mathematician are sitting at a sidewalk cafe having coffee together. As they enjoy their coffee they're watching the building across the street. 2 people enter the building. A few minutes later 3 people walk out.
The physicist says "Those numbers don't make sense. It must be a sampling error."
The biologist says :"No, obviously, the 2 that entered the building reproduced."
The mathematician says : "If one more person enters the building it will be empty."
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Post by billhammond on Mar 4, 2008 16:06:43 GMT -5
Reminds me of a joke: A physicist, biologist and a mathematician are sitting at a sidewalk cafe having coffee together. As they enjoy their coffee they're watching the building across the street. 2 people enter the building. A few minutes later 3 people walk out. The physicist says "Those numbers don't make sense. It must be a sampling error." The biologist says :"No, obviously, the 2 that entered the building reproduced." The mathematician says : "If one more person enters the building it will be empty."
That reminds me of this one:
A pessimist says the glass is half-empty.
An optimist says the glass is half-full.
An engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. |
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Post by loopysanchez on Mar 4, 2008 16:06:51 GMT -5
Dru n' Bill, the fact I laughed at both of those jokes probably says more about me than I want it to...
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Post by Greg B on Mar 4, 2008 16:09:49 GMT -5
I R an engineer and I resemble that remark.
Actually, I resemble both of them.
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Post by loopysanchez on Mar 4, 2008 16:10:32 GMT -5
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a
herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of
fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then
puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence
for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next.
She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then
draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the
smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last.
After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around
himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside and the
sheep to be on the inside!"
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