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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Mar 24, 2023 21:25:09 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Mar 24, 2023 21:26:33 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Mar 25, 2023 9:56:22 GMT -5
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Post by howard lee on Mar 26, 2023 16:03:26 GMT -5
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Post by jdd2 on Mar 26, 2023 19:54:40 GMT -5
Did they happen to be calling out "ally ally oxen free!"?
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Mar 26, 2023 21:25:14 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Mar 26, 2023 21:28:01 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Mar 26, 2023 21:29:22 GMT -5
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Post by John B on Mar 31, 2023 7:26:28 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Apr 1, 2023 13:48:27 GMT -5
Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
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Post by billhammond on Apr 1, 2023 14:00:22 GMT -5
Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money. Don't let Jan catch you telling blonde jokes -- she'll kick your ass! |
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Post by millring on Apr 1, 2023 17:36:47 GMT -5
I wonder if he jumped again at the 11PM news recap?
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Post by John B on Apr 1, 2023 17:44:15 GMT -5
I wonder if he jumped again at the 11PM news recap? I'll take that bet. No WAY he jumps three times. |
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Post by Cornflake on Apr 1, 2023 21:17:36 GMT -5
Oops.
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Post by Marshall on Apr 3, 2023 19:45:30 GMT -5
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Post by Rob Hanesworth on Apr 8, 2023 16:00:31 GMT -5
A man was visiting a museum and a docent told him a certain fossil was 65 million years, 11 months, and 5 days old.
The visitor said, "Wow, that's terribly precise! How do you know?"
"Well," said the docent, "I started working here 11 months and 5 days ago and they told me it was 65 million years old then."
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Post by Marshall on Apr 11, 2023 9:05:26 GMT -5
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Post by billhammond on Apr 12, 2023 9:38:32 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Apr 12, 2023 14:46:11 GMT -5
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Post by Marshall on Apr 13, 2023 10:54:12 GMT -5
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