Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

You have a lot of communication rules. What gives?

[Dub]

Mar 19, 2020 13:27:08 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mar 19, 2020 13:25:49 GMT -5 Dub said:

So you’re this guy?




Or are you our second Egyptian deity?

Mr. Dub Martin,

If addressing me, please begin your post with Cow Man, followed by a comma.

Cow Man

Cow Man, if addressing you, I certainly shall.

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 13:28:15 GMT -5 millring said:

Cow Man,

Do you know Hugh Heffer?

Mr. Millring,

No I do not. Perhaps you misspelled Heifer.

Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

Do you have strong calves?

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 13:26:04 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

What does it behoove me to do today?

Mr. Drlj,

You are not having pleasant weather today. It should behoove you to stay inside and plan on any activities regarding yard work for a later date.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 13:32:25 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Do you have strong calves?

Mr. Drlj,

Yes, I do have strong calves. I walk many miles a day grazing in the pasture.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 13:24:36 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Are you more man than cow or more cow than man?

Mr. Drlj,

I am Cow Man

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 13:26:28 GMT -5 billhammond said:

Cow Man,

you are udderly fascinating.

Mr. Bill Hammond,

You are an editor.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 13:30:44 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

You have a lot of communication rules. What gives?

Mr. Drlj,

I am Cow Man. Therefore I deserve a modicum of respect.

Cow Man

[theevan]

Mar 19, 2020 13:15:55 GMT -5 billhammond said:

I am Ham Man -- I am salty.

Yeah, but you're smokin'.

[billhammond]

Mar 19, 2020 13:53:32 GMT -5 theevan said:

Mar 19, 2020 13:15:55 GMT -5 billhammond said:

I am Ham Man -- I am salty.

Yeah, but you're smokin'.

And fatty in places.

[Dub]

Mar 19, 2020 13:40:10 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mar 19, 2020 13:30:44 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

You have a lot of communication rules. What gives?

Mr. Drlj,

I am Cow Man. Therefore I deserve a modicum of respect.

Cow Man

[concertinagirl]

Cow Man??? He doesn’t scare me. I’m lactose intolerant.

[Cow Man]

Mrs. Concertinagirl,

I have empathy for your lactose intolerance. You will never enjoy a White Russian, a drink to which I can contribute.

Cow Man

[Dub]

Mar 19, 2020 14:08:43 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mrs. Concertinagirl,

I have empathy for your lactose intolerance. You will never enjoy a White Russian, a drink to which I can contribute.

Cow Man

Cow Man,

No one ever enjoys a White Russian.

[Cow Man]

Mr. Dub Martin,

There are masochists in this world.

Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

Here is where I am confused. Shouldn’t you be Bull Man or Bull Dude instead of Cow Man? Shouldn’t it, and I mean no disrespect when I say this, be Cow Woman rather than man? Or am I mistaken in my belief that all cows are ladies?

[Dub]

Mar 19, 2020 14:53:01 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Here is where I am confused. Shouldn’t you be Bull Man or Bull Dude instead of Cow Man? Shouldn’t it, and I mean no disrespect when I say this, be Cow Woman rather than man? Or am I mistaken in my belief that all cows are ladies?

Not all cows are ladies. Some are downright bitchy.

[millring]

"She's no lady, she's my cow." --Lyle Lovett

[Cornflake]

Dear Cow Man,

Is there intelligent life in the universe?

Before you respond, please bow respectfully.