Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 14:53:01 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Here is where I am confused. Shouldn’t you be Bull Man or Bull Dude instead of Cow Man? Shouldn’t it, and I mean no disrespect when I say this, be Cow Woman rather than man? Or am I mistaken in my belief that all cows are ladies?

Mr Drlj,

Cow Man thinks that this is an outdated question. Unisex pastures are an accepted norm in this modern age. Cow Man wonders how old, and how staid in your world you are.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 14:56:17 GMT -5 Dub said:

Mar 19, 2020 14:53:01 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Here is where I am confused. Shouldn’t you be Bull Man or Bull Dude instead of Cow Man? Shouldn’t it, and I mean no disrespect when I say this, be Cow Woman rather than man? Or am I mistaken in my belief that all cows are ladies?

Not all cows are ladies. Some are downright bitchy.

Mr Dub Martin,

"Bitches" is a term reserved, when discussing fauna, for canines. I am a bovine. I am neither Bull Man, Bull Dude or Cow Woman. I am Cow Man.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 15:04:54 GMT -5 Cornflake said:

Dear Cow Man,

Is there intelligent life in the universe?

Before you respond, please bow respectfully.

Mr. Cornflake,

Cow Man bows respectfully. This is due to your proper greeting.

Yes, there is intelligent life in the universe. This can be found not by intentionally seeking it, but by gravitating away from places where it is known not to exist. Fox News is an example of such a realm to avoid.

Cow Man

[millring]

Cow Man,

So you identify as cow.

[Cow Man]

Mr. Millring,

I identify as a bovine.

Cow Man

[millring]

Cow Man,

It would have more cache if you spelled it "Beauvine".

[drlj]

Mar 19, 2020 15:07:55 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mar 19, 2020 14:53:01 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Here is where I am confused. Shouldn’t you be Bull Man or Bull Dude instead of Cow Man? Shouldn’t it, and I mean no disrespect when I say this, be Cow Woman rather than man? Or am I mistaken in my belief that all cows are ladies?

Mr Drlj,

Cow Man thinks that this is an outdated question. Unisex pastures are an accepted norm in this modern age. Cow Man wonders how old, and how staid in your world you are.

Cow Man

Cow Man,

I done staid in the house all day.
I hope to staid in the world longer, too.

[drlj]

Cow Man,

In IL they smoke grass. I believe you eat it. Is this so?

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 15:50:21 GMT -5 millring said:

Cow Man,

It would have more cache if you spelled it "Beauvine".

Mr. Millring,

Cow Man has a multi-chambered stomach. For that, there is not need for Cow Man to put on airs.

Cow Man

[billhammond]

Mar 19, 2020 15:50:21 GMT -5 millring said:

Cow Man,

It would have more cache if you spelled it "Beauvine".

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[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 16:04:58 GMT -5 drlj said:

Mar 19, 2020 15:07:55 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mr Drlj,

Cow Man thinks that this is an outdated question. Unisex pastures are an accepted norm in this modern age. Cow Man wonders how old, and how staid in your world you are.

Cow Man

Cow Man,

I done staid in the house all day.
I hope to staid in the world longer, too.

Mr. Drlj,

Cow Man appreciates the fact that you are staid.

Cow Man

[coachdoc]

Mr. Cow Man, sir or Mam, or whatever.

I do not understand. Why are you here? You are not built in a manner conducive to guitar playing, flat pick fingerpicking or otherwise. Explain yourself. Please, Sir, or whatever the F. you are.
Thanks for the unmusical entertainment.

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 16:06:08 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

In IL they smoke grass. I believe you eat it. Is this so?

Mr. Drlj,

You are correct. Cow Man eats grass. While Cow Man prefers free range grass, he finds Kentucky Blue Grass acceptable.

[dradtke]

Cow Man,

Do you put on dairy airs?

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 16:17:05 GMT -5 coachdoc said:

Mr. Cow Man, sir or Mam, or whatever.

I do not understand. Why are you here? You are not built in a manner conducive to guitar playing, flat pick fingerpicking or otherwise. Explain yourself. Please, Sir, or whatever the F. you are.
Thanks for the unmusical entertainment.

Mr. Coacdoc,

I am here because I am Cow Man. Please do not assume that I am not built in a manner conducive to guitar playing. I am quite familiar with pasture picking, a style which you may be wont to learn.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 16:20:17 GMT -5 dradtke said:

Cow Man,

Do you put on dairy airs?

Mr. Dradtke,

Cow Man is hopeful that you are not alluding to methane production.

Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

You don’t play banjo, do you?
There is no moosic in a banjo.

[millring]

Mar 19, 2020 16:16:19 GMT -5 billhammond said:

Mar 19, 2020 15:50:21 GMT -5 millring said:

Cow Man,

It would have more cache if you spelled it "Beauvine".

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Good, you know, catch.

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 16:16:19 GMT -5 billhammond said:

Mar 19, 2020 15:50:21 GMT -5 millring said:

Cow Man,

It would have more cache if you spelled it "Beauvine".

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When addressing me, please begin your post with Cow Man, followed by a comma. Create a new line, then begin your comment.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 16:35:19 GMT -5 millring said:

Mar 19, 2020 16:16:19 GMT -5 billhammond said:

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Good, you know, catch.

When addressing me, please begin your post with Cow Man, followed by a comma. Create a new line, then begin your comment.

Cow Man